Crumpy Gunt

And you like Souness why?

There wont be far short of 13k in total travelling to Barnsley and Sheff Weds.

I hope him and Souness' tickers give out in unison. I'd rather have one BIG celebratory hangover than 2 small ones. Cunts took us for millions.

Keane hits the nail firmly on the head.

This'll be Saggy bastard using one of his press fuck-buddies to put Lua Luas name in the shop window. Saggy cunt will be on SSN tomorrow saying what a fantastic player / person he is but not right for Spurs.

If we go up ideally we wouldn't want any of them at the Club next season

I've a spare ticket if anyone requires one.

Thats the Duff we all know and love.

If he's taking the corner he can't be putting his beautifully formed features in where it hurts. He's a bottler if you ask me.

I think we'll win this 1-0.

Judas Cunt.

Givens solicitor has the statement prepared and ready. Or is it Tuesday?

In the cold light of day you're right of course but what if it was you paying him £30k pw?

Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. The fact that Mother and child walked away from the accident suggests that the problem is that its dangerous to ride motorbikes.

He's got a permanent injury between his lugs.

All shit and piss when it comes to Martins. Give me one example of Martins so called blistering pace opening a defence or going past a lumbering centre half. I'll freely admit he's as thick as fucking pigshit with no heart.

We'll get 4 or 5 tomorrow. I feel it in me watta.

We're still only one helicopter crash away from ultimate joy. (Well two if Ashleys goes the journey)

Anyone think she'll take out a civil case against the cowardly cunt?

A - Ashley wants £200m for NUFC. £100 up front and £100m in installments. B - We are in the second division. C - Our income is minimal. D - Our playing assets are all but worthless. E - The regime have been proved to be liars and totally untrustworthy. There's 5 excellant reasons not to pay £100m for NUFC. The very truth is we are simply not worth the asking price.

For stealing £8m from us for Boumsong I hope the horrible bastards go tits up big style.

But has a dog called Lucky.

I doubt Ashley has any intention of selling off the name of the Stadium. He has quite simply got folk irate that such a thing is 'up for sale' when all he has done is turned away attention from the fact he's appointed a grade A clown as manager and is no longer (was he ever?) selling up and moving on. In any case - to those who matter, it'll always be St James' Park.

David Craig and SSN singing from Ashleys very own hymn sheet. Craig just said 'ask 40,000 people [about Ashley] and you'll get 40,000 different opinions' Erm, no you wont Mr Craig you complete bell end. You also know that SSN will be receiving thousands of emails which they'll cherry pick the ones that make Ashley look an all round good egg. Anyone paying for SKY should seriously think of cancelling their subscription (obviously only if you're as thick as fuck to have one in the first place) EDIT - Already started. Just read out 5 emails of which 3 were positive. CUNTS.

What's the problem with naming rights? If it brings in some serious wedge I couldn't give a flying fuck what its called.