Crumpy Gunt

He actually said the Wim Jansen stuff on Talksport this morning. That's where they are lifting the story from. He was interviewed by Townshend and Parry at about 11-15am this morning. Must admit the bloke sounds a complete moron.

Adams led the charge to the bar.

You'll never have enough ££££ to go near getting into the top 4. We saw today why the top 4 now are almost untouchable and will distribute the silverware between themselves for a very long time to come. It pays to live beyond your means, well run clubs the likes of your evertons wont touch the top 4.

It's probably something around 10% of NUFC employees going off last year's accounts. One third. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/newcastle/article6390712.ece

I hope the horrible useless cunts now realise the real cost of their incompetance. They wont give a shit though.

I've got the three year DD deal. But, paid in full before due date of first payment. I would be totally bored stupid of a saturday if there was no match to go to. It's my liitle escape form home life with my mates and a piss up. Fuck knows what i'll be doing with mesel the next nine weeks.

Put me down for fifty.

Now that ITV have been fucked off out of it BBC will likely have their own highlight show. So will this amalgamate with MOTD or be a separate program? I know SKY will have their own highlights show. I bet we'll be on live more than any other Club - just hope we get the 5-15pm slot.

I posted on here the week Shearer took over that Carver had been asked to join him even before the news had broken. Carver initially refused as he was still employed in Toronto. Carver has been Shearers guest at SJP on a couple of occasions already - sitting in Shearers box.

It would be awful if we ended up with a manger who knew what he was doing - its been so long ....

You saw shearer? Sure did. Did he park in the managers parking bay? Or was Kinnears wheelchair there first?

I didn't think Fergie was capable of fucking it up so badly.

Syed is a quality ping pong player though but....

I waved a huge black and white flag oot me bedroom window with me cock as the flag pole. The street below was jumpin in no time - even the coppers wanted to join in with their batons but wor lass barricaded the front door.

Officially on the transfer list at Leeds after refusing a new contract. A player NUFC should try to purchase. Scores for fun at his present level and looks good for stepping up. Ideal for the Championship

Owen, Viduka and Martins are either gone or going so for me BEckford from Leeds would be a certainty. Apparently he's available after Leeds failed to win promotion. My Leeds ST holder mate reckons he's a cracking player and his goals tally last season was excellant considering he missed a fair few games due to injury (27 i think my mate said) He does though come with bucketloads of attitude and not all of it good. Him and Ranger.

You missed congratulating him for missing enough sitters in the run in to have kept us up. He was awesome pulling out of the Stoke game 4hrs before KO. this after Shearer had worked on a system all week in training.

... or Mr Shearer has asked him already to instruct his agent. I think one or two might already know their fate upon confirmation of the big announcement.

I think if Shearer does stay Martins will be very high on his 'OUT' list after the Stoke debacle. Whether we had stayed up or not.

West Brom Middlesbrough Sheff Utd Reading Preston Cardiff Swansea Ipswich Bristol City QPR Sheff Wed Watford Doncaster Crystal Palace Blackpool Coventry Derby Nottm Forest Barnsley Plymouth Leicester Peterborough Scunthorpe Been to them already. Don't fancy Plymouth unless I can plan a weekend of it. And Wales doesn't exactly fill me full of enthusiasm.

Martins would be one of the first out of the door for me. Get in some money and get him off the wagebill. (How close will/can we go to covering the lost TV revenue in players fees and wages? Martins, Viduka, Owen must save us how much per year on top of what we might get in for a transfer fee?) Brutally honest he's always flattered to decieve. He's had enough chances in the last 4 or 5 matches to put us into a safe position but has spunked every single one. Sadly there's not much between his ears and this sadly will always be his achilles heel.

If they aren't in place we could be well and truly fucked. Heard on SSN that players brought in this season haven't got them but have before. Then heard there are no clauses by the NOTW gadgie.

For fucks sake lets have some perspective. We are a shit run club who have got its just deserts. Anyone who couldn't see that relegation was a real threat is either blind or stupid. It has been coming since the Hall/Shepherd days. Why would anyone cry about being relegated?

Remember - They have let us down and not vice versa. For what its worth its about the 3rd or 4th relegation I've witnessed and its been all but cast in stone since Liverpool at home. Lets hope we can get out of jail. Enjoy your day fellas.

Total and utter shit. An embarrassment to both this Club and himself. If there was an ounce of decency in the bloke he'd retire after the Villa game.