Crumpy Gunt

Sam knows fine well he wont get 5 years. I bet he wouldn't tell Mike Ashley he'll take no pay unless in 5 years he has us were we want be (wherever that is) pure bu;lshit from Sam there. He'll keep his job as long as we make a noticable improvement season on season.

Making a point of the Sunday Sun making yet another non story their back page lead. I wonder over 52 back pages a year how many times they are correct - just how often fairyale meets reality.

Sunday Sun claim no contact with Eidur. And they claim Barca have not been contacted regarding Edmilson. (accordining to some bloke who'd get you at least 150 points if you could use his name in scrabble) But strangley they claim 'EID MOVE TO NEWCASTLE' So why has Sam and Co. jollied off to Barca? And they quote Sam as saying 'GIVE ME 5 YEARS' yet on Thursday I clearly heard hm say it would take 3 years to put us where we want to be.

Deal agreed to make Forlan Torres replacement.

My point is we are buying experience that will see immediate results not in 3/5 yrs like we HOPE with purchasing 'younger' players. There's room for the likes on Baines etc when he gets every position sorted.

All got 3,4 and 5 years in front of them And why the fuck not sign the finished article - you want more Brambles, Dyers, Vianas etc. that will provide us with fuck all over 3/5 years at an astronomically inflated price in comparison? Edmilson though.....strange one that considering his present circumstances.

That is why Sam wants Eidur Gudjonsson. He knows he'll lose 1 if not both. And only Man U will meet Owens financial aspirations.

No - He's been married 33 years and wants it to stay that way!

Did you get to ask any questions then? Well, you had to put your answers on a piece of paper and then they selected the piss boring and typical 'how you settling in' type questions. In all honestly if it wasn't for the free beer (Carling would you believe!) and tucker it was a fucking waste of 3 hrs. 1 x CD, 2 x LB AND 1 x RB are his top priorities. Cant think of anything else that isn't already in the public domain. My question was the one about Shearer being present at a previous interview. It was overlooked for 'have you been down the Bigg Market yet Sam?'

We are in Barca meeting Gudjohnson. no mention of the central defender of barca, We have also offered and agreed provisional terms with Habib Beye who will give a defo answer on monday. Eidur would be a class signing! From skunkers resident ITK

He said at the forum today that 1 right back, 1 centre half and 2 left backs were his top priority.

If he couldn't see it he was the only cunt who couldn't.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premiership/newcastle/article1991255.ece Not rally saying much more than is known. Fred to go in 3 months and £50m kitty!

1 mancscum 2 chelscum 3 redscum 4 TOON 5 spurscum 6 arsescum 18 sunderscum 19 sheff uscum 20 wiganscum 21 brumscum It's Ashleys club now. He'll splash the cash before the window closes. Aye, Sheff U might make it back.

Ashley could make a firm point by allowing Allardyce to purchase Bent (if he wans him that is) Make it obvious that Bent will be the first choice striker and the team will play to the strengths of the striker who will be fully comitted to the cause. Buy out clauses are not uncommon but should be there to favour the Club who paid a fee and wages not to let shitweasels like we have take the money and run.

Anyone else not 1 bit interested in Terry Henry fucking off to Spain to ply his trade? SSN are going fucking miles OTT with the story.

He's a cunt - always was, always will be!

We could play him centre forward when Owen and Martins fuck off in the next few weeks.

At SJP now

Brown envelope so - shhhhhhhh!

To discuss the futures of our centre forwards.

Anyone suggest a good/decent/rude question to ask him and I promise to ask it.

Riise and Bellamy = 2 fully comitted players. Owen = a fucking money grabbing twat with zero comittment whatsoever. Thats a hard choice - for the average imbecile anyway.

This is a transfer that would show Ashleys intentions. As much as I personally would 'swap' Bent for Martins I doubt it would happen.

An honest question without any overtones of any kind but - the 4 or 5 you notice not stopping to sign anything, are they predominantly coloured or white? edit, there is a reason I ask which I'll come clean with soon. well charles and babayaro are the coloured people as the rest are Butt (hides in a taxi) , Parker(Now left ) , and Ramage and huntington if you class him as a first team player why you ask about this? I'm not one who bothers my arse about aotograph hunting at all but I came out of the Black and White Club a season or two ago after the Chelsea FA Cup game. When I came out the Chelsea team coach was parked waiting to pick up the players as I passed Frank Lampard was there and fair play to him he signed as many as he could, stood for photo's and basically went round everyone. Jose came out and pretty much similar, he happily passed the time of day friendly chat autographs photo's etc. I also noticed that not one of Chelseas (many) coloured players even glanced at the kids who were asking for autographs etc. Straight down the steps, quick walk, straight onto the coach. I stood near the coach door and as one went to get on I shouted 'sign for the kids you ignorant cunt' to which he just looked - then got on the bus. Thats why I wondered who the ignorant fucks at the Toon are (or where)