Crumpy Gunt

I remember bringing in a cracking player not too long ago for reletive peanuts. Ba wasn't it? We'll have to wait for Saggychops next presser.

Hope there's no clause in his contract. Early days but whatever we paid is suggesting someone got badly mugged. Seriously hope there's no clause - unless its something ridiculous like £20m

Bingo!

Quite simple really. Villa knew at half time they were fucked so changed things at half time and came out with a 'lets get stuck in' attitude. Unfortunately for us, this is where a manager earns his wages. He couldn't counteract the oppositions change of gameplan and yet again his substitutions where suspect and ultimately left us more exposed not less. Amazing that some folk just think these last 15/20 games have just been a blip in form. It's been RELEGATION form throughout and despite the three points last night it is STILL relegation form. Chelsea at home and Spurs away to come ....lets see.

He might be a pretty boy. Cabayes buddy. He might not be Danny Simson. He might look a cool dude in a photo shoot with his best buddy. But last night he wasn't even average. Take off the rose tinted goggles please. And yes, it is early days, I'll accept that.

If Debuchy plays to that standard every week Simpson only needs to be fit to get his place back.

Sissoko will start. So will Steven Taylor.

I'm pretty sure while he was at Everton NUFC's Billy Whitehurst nearly finished his career with a fuck awful challenge in the centre circle at SJP. I'm sure it took him over a year to get back playing.

Any evidence his wife / family member is ill? Any evidence he's got a tart up the duff? Any evidence he's had a falling out with anyone above him at the Club? I'd get safe then dump him.

It's more abut the politics than football rivalry. The verdict and punishment similar I 'd guess. It should really be a hanging offence to own and wear Stone Island.

Aye, he got beat in the air by N'zogbia ffs He had a wonderful moment against Wigan last season in the hammering. Got beat by a bloke a foot smaller than him.

How many games will he have missed and was it worth trying to rush him back from an injury he sustained in a game he shouldn't have came within a milion miles of playing in?

How do we know that Pardew isn't the problem?

Will folk accept Pardew should be sacked if we don't win this?

Crumpy Gunt has had 5 heart attacks and severe depression over the past week. He was last seen hanging around the Tyne bridge crying.. What the fuck are you on about? I'm going on about how you usually only show up on here when there's bad news, you seem to revel in it, mr sunshine. Is that right? Fucking idiot.

Crumpy Gunt has had 5 heart attacks and severe depression over the past week. He was last seen hanging around the Tyne bridge crying.. What the fuck are you on about?

Another plodder? Or any good?

Its my feeling he just can't fucking stand working under Pardew. Maybe promises made by the regime when he resigned his contract have not been met. Would maybe go a long way to explaining why a player who so so desperately wants out hasn't gone as far as handing in a transfer request. Strange eh?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01q0vkw about 1hr 14m in. Interesting analysis. 9sorry if posted before i haven't back read 300+ pages)

Only definite bit of info is that he had a serious falling out with Pardew in the not too distant past.

Why? Just why?

But stopped short of resigning...

Sadly true.

For that alone he wants peddling. We saw a manager today lose his bottle in the midst f a battle. We had controlled the first half with not a single unforced long ball forward. Bit of pressure in the second and off comes Marv and on comes Perch....FUCKING STUPID CUNT. It's like Pardew wanted to rub our noses in dog shite when he brought Oberwank on. Fucking unbelievable. He should resign. Not be sacked - RESIGN.

Gonna get called off this. A few Clubs will be waiting for the first to break rank and get theirs cancelled and they'll plough in.