Minhosa

Been shit for a while now. Up to January he was probably our player of the season. Overrated by many. Only capable of sheer athleticism. Some brawn, zero brains.

Been shit for a while now. Up to January he was probably our player of the season. Playing for a move, didn't get it even after whoring himself around and now potters about not giving a flying fuck. And all of the footballing intelligence of a fucking crossbar.

No post in here for 7 weeks before mine. Superstar midfielder

Fucking dumbass.

Should have been.

And I'm the idiot for questioning his intelligence?

Colback for me. Better DNA.

Right move. Wrong DNA.

Injection of fucking poison, the cunts.

'Let me tell yee, noo, there is nee way my lads had tha flip, floops on oot there. Tha waz some graft aaalll game. An that penna, deed unlucky. Listen, am not oot a this race for heeed coach, am telling yee's that. Just yee wait til the summa, tha's geet good things appening heeea'. Johnny Tenlicks, 0955pm, 13th April 2015.

Justice for the Newcastle one.

Kyle?

Is that cheeky french cunt shaking his head on the way off?

Honestly, fuck knows.

Fucking alien-features is so shit it's untrue.

More like a crash test dummy.

Daft cunt would probably stick it up his hooter thinking it was a Vicks Inhaler.

So true. 'Where's Moussa's shadow? Let me jump in that and hide'.

Tenlicks getting himself a bit excited on the sidelines the fucking mongaloid.

There's a danger we'll make a game of this.

Jackie Chan injured.

Johnny Tenlicks just walked right into a copper. Ha ha. Copblocked.

Great article.

I've got Fellaini anytime and Man Utd 2-1. Park the Bus lads!!

Fucking condescending cunt. The funding of the region has fuck all to do with you being shite at your job. I notice this subject didn't come up when you finished fifth and were tossing yourself off in the press every day you fucking gonad.