Minhosa

First day of the season and we start like this. Absolutely embarrassing. In fact, shameful. This football club is rancid.

In a word. Very.

Good shot Tiote.

Jonas off. Good.

Would some him up.

Ha. Shock. Debuchy bottling it again. He's a fucking disgrace that cunt.

Presume they can't get excited about a foregone conclusion against our unambitious cunts.

Reflection of our Manager who is a reflection of the Owner. Rotten to the core.

Having been on the receiving end of bummings against Liverpool, Sunderland, Benfica etc last season and City tonight, how ling do you think MA will stick with Pardew?

Jose Mourinho doesn't like this. The Champions don't like this. You've got a ginger manager now so you don't count.

He's shown the sum total of fuck all so far anyway. An absolute liability when defending in the box.

Debuchy looking for an early finish already? Have we seen this before somewhere?

Jose Mourinho doesn't like this.

We need to get HBA off asap#Shopwindow.

Waiting for Ian W to come on and tell us how thankful we should all be that it's not 5.

Does Cisse get the assist for that? Fantasy League points to think of here...........

Don't let the bastard grind you down though man. The good times will return one day. Keep the faith. One day, out of the blue it will be announced that Ashley has sold the club. What a day that will be. Sincerely hope you're right. Actually agree with you.

We was Ca-Pied. Sovereign State. Can't compete. Big Club/Small Club. Grass was wrong shade of green.

Davie Provan. The noo.

#Success.

What the fuck is it with Debuchy and giving away fouls in the box? Guys a fucking liability.

They could field Barry Chuckle up against Jonas and they'd still turf us up the rimmer.

Well, if you're constantly told your employer can't compete with the big boys in your industry, it's got to be an aspiration to move up in the world, surely?

'How are Newcastle going to hurt them tonight Jamie?' 'Errrrrrrmmmmmmm.................... let's look at them from 2 seasons ago when they were decent'.

£100 on Citeh -1.