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Did he know what was coming though?

That would seem on the low side. What do you think you'll end up accepting Froggy? Surely an Inter Milan or someone could be tempted in to paying top dollar for him? He's a fantastic footballer but he's clearly unhappy and doesn't want to be there. Only two years left on his contract. I'd say £35m will see it done. I think we want to actually sign somebody before we let him go though. Makes sense. Hadn't realised he only had 2 years left. That really limits your bargaining power. Is Moyes the real reason he wants away?

That would seem on the low side. What do you think you'll end up accepting Froggy? Surely an Inter Milan or someone could be tempted in to paying top dollar for him?

We have an early winner.

Freddie Shepherd.

Is anyone else's iphone app for this working yet?

You gutted, mate? gutted? Course I am. Devastated to see us sign a proven quality player.

What's the story Joe-a-Nory, wouldn't we like to know? You sell us bullshit, when you're off your tits when are you going to go? From holidaying hard to annoying Pards, when are you going to go? From Harford scouting to screaming and shouting, when are you going to go? From Simon Bird cunting to putting up bunting, we'll do that when you go. Ohhhhhhhhh, what's the story Joe-a-nory, when are you going to go?

Joe-a-nory. Tells us stories.

Could you imagine JFK in that environment? 'Ere, they're all cunts. Should be fackin' grateful Mike uses them. Useless shelf stacking cunts'. 'If it wasn't for Mike these facka's would be fackin facked.' 'I only worked 4 hours in August and it didn't do me any fackin 'arm'.

Southampton would be a good move for him with the way Poch has got them playing. I think they'll do well this season.

Thought he wasn't going to be speaking to the press anymore and that PR was Pardews job? He said as much in the Sunday Times interview he did with Caulkin. Actions speak louder than words. Look forward to seeing some bodies through the door.

It's own thread would be best I guess.

Highest % return based on more than 15 bets or something? What about people who like accs more than singles? So many variables. Then they get the benefit of jumping up the league as the odds are bigger and thus the % return would be much bigger than a straight single shooter steady eddie gambler.

Highest % return based on more than 15 bets or something?

Nomination seconded. If you can knock something together by 10pm for us to review and approve Davie that would be just dandy. Cheers.

Great idea. Up for that. Several issues i've thought about: 1: Bets have to be declared beforehand 2: Losses have to be included (so those who lost today and would want to join would have to declare losses) 3: Lot of updating and shit, someone would have to excel the bitch 4: Win ratio beats winnings. 5: People may start gambling more 6: People like me only gamble in spells and low amounts. But what it would provide is someone who's bets are to be watched out for, therefore making the forum and light betters more successful when they do bet. Agree with all. I think we should do it. Any volunteers to admin it? I'd do it but I'm as busy as a bastard and don't get on enough to keep on top of it.

Great idea. Up for that.

Looks like a greasy chef on his break.

Another member of the forum win day group..........................£30 single on QPR returned £57. Also had a fiver on Leeds Vs Brighton to be over 2.5 which returned £11. Decent start to the season. Early impressions are the Championship could be a good little earner this year.

Using Redknapps Mackematics West Ham should have paid an £8.75m loan fee for Andy Carroll last season. I'm not sure where Harry's plucked this new loan fee ratio from? His arse perhaps. I fucking hope Bale's move to RM works out for him otherwise some poor sod is going to have to stump up a £20m loan fee for a season.

Proper football club. Shame.

. Short term signing that doesn't give me any hope for the football we'll play this coming season but that's more a reflection upon AP than him.

Looks like someone has taken a yellow marker to his/her teeth. Get a toothbrush you filthy mackem bamp.

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest. Mike loves damaged goods. Make a big play on the fact Remy could go down, reduce the fee due to this risk, get him on the cheap, hope he escapes doing any bird and then sell him on. Same with HBA when he broke his leg. You know the quality is there so you can risk being without him for 6 months, knowing he'll still do a job and you'll always get your money back (at worst).