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See cuntchops is on GoS. Hope the little bastard chokes on his orange juice.

About halfway through the first half he looked to the left and dragged the ball straight ahead in a fluid motion. It didn't even get a comment from that sausage making mackem cunt but was an absolutely unreal bit of a skill. HBA. I love you.

Aye was surprised to see even Keegan went with the usual "you can't play him away from home every game" rubbish. Then they had the cheek to say to Pardew after the game that he might struggle to get into the team the whole season, to which Pardew rightly laughed at her. Keegan, the man who played Ginola every single week? Hmmmm. Lazy Kevin, very very lazy.

Don't say anything negative, you'll be accused of wanting him shipped out off some knobhead.

Ship him out! Yeah, cos that was what I was saying.

Franck LeBouef talking absolute turd on ESPN about HBA. 'I feenk of heem as a street player'. Get to Fuck you baldie cunt.

Poor distribution today. That's the one element of his game that has gone backwards since he signed. In the first few months after he signed, he was racking up a 90%+ accuracy rate for his passing. He's been nowhere near that for a while.

He's gonna be a beast. Would love to see him, Tiote and Cabaye in a midfield menage a trois.

He actually played very well in parts, and if you didn't watch him every week, you'd probably think he was good. The issue is, when you do watch him every week, you just know he's a liability at some point in every game. So much came down his side today it was embarrassing. Granted, he'll not play a Bale every week but he's out stand out weakness and we've got to shuffle him out sooner rather than later.

Very good game.

Colo a huge loss. At least Spurs haven't signed Adebayor yet.

Dipshit.

Love a bargain me.

I hate Martin O'Neill TBH, and this stems from well before he had anything to do with the mackems. If we appointed him I would weep openly. Totally agree, I hate the bastard and have a very long time. He's an annoying little jumpy cunt but there's no arguing he knows how to set a team up. I'd rather chop my own cock off than see him in our dugout though.

If DL & MA want rid of the lad, they'll find a way. Our best option now would be to loan him a lower league club and hope he makes a big enough impact for them (or some other clubs) to want him permanently. Ultimately, however much of a cock he is, if he scores goals somebody will buy him. He's not going to do that stuck in our reserves. The badboy tag wouldn't put anybody off taking a punt on him if he looks capable of goals. Diouf, Barton, Big Dunc, Bellamy, Djib Cisse are/were all players with reputations but all capable of performing on their day. All Ranger has to do is show he has some quality and someone will take a chance in the hope of bagging a bargain. Suppose that's what we did after he'd been thrown out of Southampton. FWIW, I reckon the lad does have a natural talent, and its worth recognising that everybody matures at different times (may be more to it than that with Ranger, I don't know.............) but he's not going to get the next three years back. His Agent should be telling him that, surely?

Every single MoN side is the same: - Rigid formation - Effective/Efficient - Big man up top (Heskey, Sutton, Bentner, Carew etc) - Scrapper in the middle (Lennon, Cattermole etc) - Decent wingers (Milner, Young, Downing, Guppy, McClean etc) - British core He's got a very good ability to motivate/get the best out of average players but there's nothing more to the guy than that. He's stumbled across a system which broadly works and he'll always achieve reasonable results and that will be it. I'd never want him at NUFC and I'd not be keen to pay good money to watch his sides.

Really excited about this signing. The player I wanted us to sign the most this summer. Whilst Debuchy would fundamentally strengthen us in our weak spot, this lad gives us so much potential in respect of retaining possession and dictating the nature/pace of the game.

Think this dude will end up in Russia.

Citeh. Best money, current league champions, best squad, will be competitive for the foreseeable future and you wouldn't have the cloud of 'who will they bring in when Fergie pops his clogs' you would at Man Utd.

That would be news to me. I would think, if that is the case, that from a football club perspective it would be fairly easy to work around it by saying 'Juventus have offerred us £5m less than Citeh but we have first option on their reserve team captain' or some such twaddle?? The issue would be whether or not RVP would be prepared to go there and, if not, how strongly they feel about having a fucked off star player at the club.

Surely they cannot reject a bid from a domestic side if they have accepted an equal or lesser offer from a foreign side. So all City or Manchester Red have to do is match whatever Juve bid... I don't see why not. It's upto them to who they choose to do business with.

Talk today of Arsenal wanting £25m-£30m for him.

3 bids in for RVP (Juve and Man Utd/Citeh). Probably Giggs.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Chloe_Moretz.gif Struggling to imagine the question that elicited that reaction. Interviewer: So, how would you feel about me slamming my 13.5 inch cock in your ass?

In other news, Newcastle want £330m for Cisse, £175m for Tiote and I wouldn't mind a cheeky lottery win this weekend. Stupid fuckers.