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When you play one up front Call Pellegrini a c**t That's a Pardew

Keeper man.

Had to turn off. Wish someone would mention that we've been completely awful since December.

Always like a South American. Why is his mouth tiny though?

Can't wait until January when Pardew tells the media we spent our January money in the summer.

I reckon this will psychologically damage the players PTSD style.

Just spotted a mackem in the crowd. What do I do?

Gotta love the World Cup, amazing.

Just watching MOTD from Saturday and I'm sure that's Uncal Mick at 1:18:44 onwards. http://s30.postimg.org/ru4tya37l/mick.jpg

How close is he to the line and will we be able to get him over said line?

Hard not to with a neck like that.

For old time's sake. http://i.imgur.com/D6uUr.jpg

It's that sort of sordid behaviour that got him into this mess in the first place.

What a pufda1!!11

http://www.watchpro.com/15924-meccaniche-veloci-names-nufc-player-as-ambassador/ I'm sure they are pleased with their new brand ambassador

Wonder how long it takes before this is picked up by a news outlet. What a numpty.

For a man of Lukaku's build and finances I would be disappointed with anything less than a chunky.

Does anyone else think David Silva looks a bit Japanese? http://community.footballpools.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/david-silva-face-200.jpg

I love rainbows, however I am not gay.

ILLUMINATI

This one is almost 2 overhead kicks in one goal

"When 'Daddy’ came home often I was too knackered to take her around the zoo or wherever." Sounds like an extract from the Alan Partridge autobiography.

I just can't believe we couldn't get a deal done for a striker considering we had all summer. If Cisse gets injured we don't have an out and out goalscorer in the whole squad.

BREAKING NEWS: Roeder still scouting Kuyt at Feyenoord. He's bloody exhausted from all the scouting though. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46380000/jpg/_46380783_skeleton_jpg.jpg

I know who owns it, it's not a footballer or Saudis, just a local man made good.