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"When 'Daddy’ came home often I was too knackered to take her around the zoo or wherever." Sounds like an extract from the Alan Partridge autobiography.

I just can't believe we couldn't get a deal done for a striker considering we had all summer. If Cisse gets injured we don't have an out and out goalscorer in the whole squad.

BREAKING NEWS: Roeder still scouting Kuyt at Feyenoord. He's bloody exhausted from all the scouting though. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46380000/jpg/_46380783_skeleton_jpg.jpg

I know who owns it, it's not a footballer or Saudis, just a local man made good.

His head is definitely isn't in the right place, because IT'S UP HIS OWN ARSE.

Its as if Ashley and Kinnear are just trying to spitefully GOAD the fans. Cutting of their noses hypothetically to spite their faces. We WILL go down without a whimper at this rate. As for Debuchy, I'd guess that many fans would pay for his airfare. Can't really say he's had a fair chance. I remember the same crap being spouted about Coloccini and Enrique when they first came here.

Ahhh the old "trying to get deals over the line" trick! That pesky line!

The photograph even makes it look like he has moobs.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/you-talkin-to-me.gif

Meh. Is anyone else not bothered either way?

I'm glad it has been resolved and he is once again 5853% committed to this club.

If you have to tell everyone it's blue not black, then you're not doing it right. It blatentently is black btw and boring.

I'm not sure what's more disturbing... his hair, the lifeless stare, or the wallpaper.

I'm sure he'll let us know after he's been released.

Kemen at the checkouts in Sainsburys buying a tv. Nobody recognised him. I felt like a spy.

If we sell him to Liverpool, it's over, football can fuck off.

I wonder which part of Sunderland he will chose to live in. OH WAIT WE WIN AGAIN.

Iz thiss a purple?!11!

'John Terry's dad has been arrested for his part in a racist attack.' <Like Father, Like Son> Thanks, I had no idea. http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/transvestite_lucy_mbd210109.jpg.display.jpg I DIDN'T CALL YOU A B**** C***

Can someone please explain the Anton Ferdinand joke? Whooshing me atm.

He must be taking a hell of a pay cut to come here.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/27/article-0-027C751D000005DC-199_306x423.jpg

It's best to stay away from this thread during the summer. It's like crack in that it keeps you coming back for more and ultimately is extremely bad for your health.

Can you imagine how the c*** will pronounce that name ?? Obertan probably.

Why is O'Shea doing an impression of Bruce Forsythe? "good game good game"