localshop

All sold out?

Would prefer actual Claire Balding

Keepy uppies?

This is tedious.

I hope Ecuador hammer them now

Is he any good then?

PSG have already stolen Ekitiké. They are not allowed Ramos as well.

Can't see him leaving Lundun

Good job it's Camila Cabello not Travis Scott performing the opening song.

Yep, those wheelie bin ice baths aren't going to clean themselves.

Sibierski and Kuqi double whammy on deadline day

Got to be an improvement on Clark and Lascelles

Looks class on YouTube.

BOGOF

Lots of potential but his shots never look cleanly hit, alot of bobblers which worries me.

Sorry, couldn't get this one over the line lads. The fax machine broke.

Does anyone know if any pubs in town show away games?

5 days, 5 letters?

United? Yes! Thank you, been racking my brain for ages.

Can anyone remember the name of the football based chocolate biscuit circa '88-'94, was called goal or score or football or something. Had the form factor of a gold bar, albeit with milk chocolate. Shiny blue wrapper iirc. Anyone? It was delicious.

Yes. Keeps going pixelated and streaky.

We tried.

Shagged a dog apparently.

We should sign Slimani just for the potential newspaper headlines; Slim Pickings (team selection based pun), Slim Fast (ramadan based pun), Slim Shady (when he does a Sturridge).