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His head is definitely isn't in the right place, because IT'S UP HIS OWN ARSE.

Its as if Ashley and Kinnear are just trying to spitefully GOAD the fans. Cutting of their noses hypothetically to spite their faces. We WILL go down without a whimper at this rate. As for Debuchy, I'd guess that many fans would pay for his airfare. Can't really say he's had a fair chance. I remember the same crap being spouted about Coloccini and Enrique when they first came here.

Ahhh the old "trying to get deals over the line" trick! That pesky line!

The photograph even makes it look like he has moobs.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/you-talkin-to-me.gif

Meh. Is anyone else not bothered either way?

I'm glad it has been resolved and he is once again 5853% committed to this club.

If you have to tell everyone it's blue not black, then you're not doing it right. It blatentently is black btw and boring.

I'm not sure what's more disturbing... his hair, the lifeless stare, or the wallpaper.

I'm sure he'll let us know after he's been released.

Kemen at the checkouts in Sainsburys buying a tv. Nobody recognised him. I felt like a spy.

If we sell him to Liverpool, it's over, football can fuck off.

I wonder which part of Sunderland he will chose to live in. OH WAIT WE WIN AGAIN.

Iz thiss a purple?!11!

'John Terry's dad has been arrested for his part in a racist attack.' <Like Father, Like Son> Thanks, I had no idea. http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/transvestite_lucy_mbd210109.jpg.display.jpg I DIDN'T CALL YOU A B**** C***

Can someone please explain the Anton Ferdinand joke? Whooshing me atm.

He must be taking a hell of a pay cut to come here.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/27/article-0-027C751D000005DC-199_306x423.jpg

It's best to stay away from this thread during the summer. It's like crack in that it keeps you coming back for more and ultimately is extremely bad for your health.

Can you imagine how the c*** will pronounce that name ?? Obertan probably.

Why is O'Shea doing an impression of Bruce Forsythe? "good game good game"

Remember that feeling you had reading this thread every day last summer? Nope? Well here's an image to remind you. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cringe.gif

This is what happened next... http://gifs8.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img8345.gif?29a00a

to be fair to the fat horse punching stupid b******, his version of events he described on look north just now, do actually fit the pictures, and that was the first time id seen moving pics of the Man v horse. He punches the horse then goes back in for more. Plus his story was that he came out of the pub and got "caught up in it" a. there's no pub right there, even if he came out Shearers he would have had to walk towards the trouble knowingly b. any normal person would want to walk away from any bother not just stand there c. if his tooth was so bad he had to cover it with a scarf he must've used a shit load of Sensodyne before he went for his pints d. he has been on disability benefits since 2005 (can't be that ill/get a job etc)

Can't believe that we haven't scored a corner since October 2011 and the one before that it was May 2011. Surely we would have more chance of scoring by taking it short every time and then just hitting it as hard as we can into the area and hoping for a deflection.