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Remember that feeling you had reading this thread every day last summer? Nope? Well here's an image to remind you. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cringe.gif

This is what happened next... http://gifs8.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img8345.gif?29a00a

to be fair to the fat horse punching stupid b******, his version of events he described on look north just now, do actually fit the pictures, and that was the first time id seen moving pics of the Man v horse. He punches the horse then goes back in for more. Plus his story was that he came out of the pub and got "caught up in it" a. there's no pub right there, even if he came out Shearers he would have had to walk towards the trouble knowingly b. any normal person would want to walk away from any bother not just stand there c. if his tooth was so bad he had to cover it with a scarf he must've used a shit load of Sensodyne before he went for his pints d. he has been on disability benefits since 2005 (can't be that ill/get a job etc)

Can't believe that we haven't scored a corner since October 2011 and the one before that it was May 2011. Surely we would have more chance of scoring by taking it short every time and then just hitting it as hard as we can into the area and hoping for a deflection.

Sat in front of an man and his wife last night and literally ANYTHING Cisse did or anytime he got anywhere near the ball they slated him loudly. They were getting right on my tits. "He's the worst number 9 we've had in years" "Laziest player on the pitch" "He could score a hattrick tonight and he still won't have had a good game" When he scored all I heard them do was grumble and then they left immediately, don't get why some people are so knobbish.

BAN PLEASE!

http://jameswrightonline.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Mic.gif Sorry couldn't help myself.

That's mental. Oh I need some cash so I'll drive the parents into a canal and then when that fails I'll just shoot them instead. Hardly a modern day Professor Moriarty

Looks nothing like him sorry. Gervinho is all about the hairline.

Eh? But if that's how it is pronounced then surely the more annoying thing would be to pronounce it incorrectly?

NUFC or Metalist fan? NUFC. A group of lads tried to push to the front of the queue as it was busy, most people said nothing but I asked them not to. One of them then proceeded to throw all sorts of insults in my direction ("Ugly, typical lass knows nowt about football, uurrgh you're wearing a hat" ) and pushed in anyway, only to be told by the turnstile operator that he was in the wrong queue as he wanted to pay cash. When I grinned and laughed at him he took a swing for me (I dodged and he knocked my hat onto the floor instead) while his mate did the same towards my lad before some random bloke intervened and dragged them both away. The stewards on the inside saw the whole thing but just laughed it off and said they were drunk (they weren't particularly), which was disappointing. f***ing hell man. That's shit. I would report it to the club, surely they have cctv and could at least ban the idiots.

Why's that, like? Or, were you just joking? We are playing some decent stuff at the moment and they haven't played competitively since early December.

We should be putting this lot away easily. I predict a 3-0 or 4-1 with Cisse bagging a couple.

He has always really reminded me of Jimi Mistry http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qys6jkoI1rt0n4jo1_400.jpg

People who have season tickets and sit near the manager and think they are bessa mates/part of the staff. Most evident at Old Trafford.

Nice choice. The finest Japanese player ever?

Alberto Riera http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/12256.gif Forgot he ever existed.

He sounded like a right depressing bastard who would rather have a PROPPA DEFENDA than someone who can actually dribble, shoot and contribute to the team.

Yes, this one

Used to hate his face. Oh and thought he was mint when in reality he was shit and I couldn't understand how he played in the Villa team for so long.

Think it looks brilliant, well done. On the 8bitgoals I think the Amiga was a 32-bit machine, definitely not 8-bit. Much as I love it, couldn't Sensible Software sue in theory as you are profiting from their game? Sorry to end on a downer!

fyp

Did Sky used to have a thing were you could text in your score out of ten for individual players or am I making it up?

Can someone summarise for me as it just looks like a stream of unintelligible random thoughts as Twitter generally is? What's the story? EDIT: This

Whadda pro.