Fugazi

This has been an enjoyable half hour

Imagine if they'd went on to win the cup final after his dance, I would have just given up on football completely. Delighted he's been found out for the fraud he is.

Inspiring words

Managers have to catch a taxi to the end of the technical area

David Gold has got a Yewtree vibe about him

Buys one Stone Island jacket...

Their line-up graphics

Actually happened

Fair play for actually giving that

Peno for Cito

Some of the options aren't even from the North East ffs

"Tim Healy or Robson Green?" "Gavin Webster or Rowan Atkinson?"

Terry Christian is a twat. Big fan of Shaun Ryder making things massively awkward for him.

You ever watch The Tube? No? Honestly Tho 90% of it was just a fat arsenal fan shouting boooom Heavy D. An absolute abomination of a human. Up in the limousine?

Who's top after Gameweek 1?

Gameweek 2 Man Utd 3-0 Southampton Stoke 0-2 Man City Tottenham 3-1 Crystal Palace Burnley 0-2 Liverpool West Brom 0-1 Everton Watford 0-2 Chelsea Swansea 0-0 Hull Leicester 0-1 Arsenal Sunderland 1-2 Middlesbrough West Ham 1-0 Bournemouth Bristol City 0-1 Newcastle

Recognised Ched Evans and that was it

Fowty-nil

He talks so much bollocks, the hero-worship he gets from some of our lot is bizarre as well.

Game's gone mad

Aye they were coasting

Grass

Awful

Of how many? Wasn't there 500?