Paully

Possibly the most gifted I've seen up there - thankfully he was a complete fruit-loop so that we got to experience him during the Ashley days! He should have been at the biggest clubs in the world! I still hate Nigel de Jong too - pig!

I missed the first lot so here are mine (PS - I'm dishing no drugs out so D is the lowest score)! A - World class. Could play for any team in the world. B - One of the best in their position. Would get game time for most teams but they're a level below the elite. C - Solid PL starter. A team consisting entirely of Cs should be comfortable in the PL but wouldn't challenge for the top places. D - PL squad filler. Everyone needs a squad. These are the players who can help with rotation and backup but you wouldn't want them starting too often. E - Not good enough either by virtue of general ability or being past their prime. Grades 8. Tonali - A- 4. Botman - B 10. Gordon - B 7. Joelinton - B- 11. Barnes - C 2. Trippier - C 5. Schar - C 1. Dubravka - A+ (C!) 13. Targett - D 6. Lascelles - D 9. Wilson - D 14 Isak A+

Yep - no chance Delap comes here to sit on the bench!

April I think mate and she auto renew

Us long termers has gone up from £468 to £763!

Gutted there was no mention of Hebburn mind

They love them threads! Absolutely ludicrous when they say things like "70/30" etc - have they spoke to everyone who lives there to find out who they support?! Whoppers!

Absolute and utter joke this - they mightn't need to sell a hotel or their women's team to comply with PSR due to this windfall

But yes, we are DOING THIS! And it is going to taste a whole lot sweeter!

Chelsea wankers needlessly signing Tosin man - tossers!

Yep - we made £30m from six CL matches - they are going to play at least double!

I said last Saturday that Eddie had a bit of a get out of jail card after Pope's two displays as I knew he'd play Dubs in the FA Cup and as long as he didn't make any clangers then I expect to see him in nets vs West Ham but we'll see.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6176973/2025/03/06/newcastle-accounts-analysis/

WTF man blatant red

Fair dos mate - I’d never post anything on here without it being from a good source - especially bad news two days in a row!

HOWAY YOU PSG BASTARDS - INTO THE SCOUSE BASTARDS!

What? I don’t like bringing bad news to this forum (especially two days in a bastard row!) - it’s fairly obvious what I meant in regards to the final - apparently out for the season and needs surgery - Wanted to hear more before I posted this so apologies for being ‘cryptic’

Well I hope what I’ve just been told is wrong - please FFS

Our source is different as mine hasn't heard this (and hopefully he is right!)!

Our source is different as mine hasn't heard this (and hopefully he is right!)!

I've heard nothing about Botman being out (yet!)

Hearing we mightn’t see him for a fair bit of time FFS

The documentary on Netflix about the Euros is a crazy watch - I didn't realise how bad things had got - crackers. Mayhem all over.

Ha ha I forgot about that!