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Class!

Was the other cb (and the one you're obsessed with) at fault for the two goals?

Hopes to get into Europe - the wanker slated it when he was here!

Cunt is on Football Focus now

£50 on the awfully-named 'big five' returns £595!

Jack Wilkshere loves an injury! October 2009 - Ankle (out for five weeks) January 2010 - Hamstring (five weeks) November 2010 - Back (two weeks) August 2011 - Ankle (14 months) February 2013 - Hip (one week) March 2013 - Ankle (four weeks) May 2013 - Ankle surgery (seven weeks) October 2013 - Ankle (two weeks) January 2014 - Ankle (two weeks) March 2014 - Ankle (two months) October 2014 - Ankle (two weeks) November 2014 - Ankle (five months) August 2015 - Fibula ('few weeks')

McClaren likes to play total football from the back and there are not many better footballing centre halves in the country than Colo - yes he’s been poor for a while but you have to factor in that he’s been paired with Mike fucking Williamson for most of the time not to mention the shower of shit in midfield supposedly protecting our defence! Feel free to abuse me this season but I’m convinced he’ll have a good season alongside Mbemba!

Not many questioned that when we finished 5th mind!

GET IN! roll on Ronaldo's thoughts! Colo Signs New Deal Coloccini agrees one-year contract extension and continues as captain Dear David, Newcastle United's Fabricio Coloccini has signed a one-year extension to his contract which will keep him at St. James’ Park until the end of the 2016/17 season, with the option of a further year. He also retains the captain's armband for the 2015/16 campaign, his fifth season as skipper. Head Coach Steve McClaren said: “From day one at the Club Fabricio has been a stand out character and I’m delighted we have secured his future with us. “Once we sat down together to iron things out, I knew straight away his heart was with the Club and the new contract was agreed very quickly. “Fabricio is my captain. He is a leader, hugely respected throughout the club and a top-class player on top of that.” And Fabricio added: “I am very happy to have signed a new contract. I have been here for seven years and I love this Club. I feel part of the family at Newcastle United. “Headlines and speculation are normal when a player only has one year left on their contract, but the Club have shown they want to keep me and that has made me feel very happy and very proud. “I am also very happy to continue as the captain of this football club. Captaining Newcastle makes me so proud. I am not from this city or this country, and so to be given the responsibility of wearing the armband every week is a very special thing.” Thirty-three-year-old Coloccini joined United from Deportivo La Coruna in August 2008. He began his career with the youth team of Argentinos Juniors and then Boca Juniors before moving to Italian giants AC Milan in 1999, however spent most of his five years at the San Siro out on loan. Coloccini, who has represented Argentina in the World Cup and the Olympics, signed for Deportivo in 2004 and made more than 100 appearances over four seasons in La Liga before switching to Tyneside. The centre-back was named United's club captain ahead of the 2011/12 campaign and led by example as the Magpies finished fifth in the Premier League, qualifying for Europe in the process. To cap an outstanding season, he was named in the PFA's Premier League Team of the Year and also voted the 2011 North East Football Writers' Player of the Year. To date, Coloccini has made 248 appearances for the Magpies, scoring six goals.

I wish we'd got this lad! I think he'll be a very good signing for these pigs! I didn't realise he'd been made their captain! New Aston Villa captain Micah Richards is offering Jack Grealish advice on how to stop his young career going off the rails. In recent months, 19-year-old Grealish has been pictured sprawled out on a street in Tenerife, with a £1,000 bottle of vodka by his side while on holiday in Marbella and allegedly inhaling the legal high ‘hippy crack’. Villa boss Tim Sherwood warned Grealish, tipped to be the next Premier League big star, about his behaviour and Richards is willing to chip in as well. Richards, who joined on a free from Manchester City this summer, was made the Villans' skipper this week with Sherwood praising his leadership qualities. And the former England international, 27, will offer Grealish his words of experience. Both made the big time very young, with defender Richards making his City debut at 17 and going through the star-struck pitfalls that wait for Grealish. “It’s hard for youngsters coming through,” says Richards, who, like Grealish is Birmingham-born. “I think Jack’s a very talented boy. When you are going literally from earning, what?, 80 quid a week at 17 and you then sign a contract for big money? What’s he on, thousands of pounds? You think you are The Man, don’t you?” Richards found stardom rapidly, becoming City’s youngest captain, the youngest defender to play for England, and buying an Aston Martin when he was only 19 years old. He admits now that the money and the fame went to his head: “I was going outside restaurants, parking on yellow lines and stuff. And I’m thinking now, 'What was I doing? There was a car park just there!' “You’ve got a different mind-set when you are young — giddy. You know what I mean. When you are first pulling a bird, you get giddy with it. When you are young, you are enjoying your life.” Richards played almost 250 games for City in ten seasons before going out on a year's loan to Fiorentina and is now starting a new career with Villa. He could have stayed at the Etihad, where the fans loved him even though he wasn’t getting games. Sunderland and West Ham both wanted him too, but it was Sherwood who snapped him up to lead his rebuild of Villa following years of struggle against relegation. Grealish is also at the heart of Sherwood’s planning. He has played only 13 Premier League games, but made a big impact already. “You’ve got to make mistakes to learn from them,” says Richards. “As long as everyone learns that’s the key. “We are only human. You’ve got to enjoy life as well. But as long as you give 100 per cent when you are on that field I think the rest takes care of itself.”

What a goal!

Is it ok to post it?!

Messi just tried to nut Yanga Mbiwa!

Chelsea 1-0 down at home to Fiorentina on SS1

Stewart Robson summed him up perfectly when he was appointed manager!

It depresses me seeing him elsewhere! Pardew the utter wanker!

Ha ha this must be a red and whiter!

He is still be far the best centre back on our books and I hope he gets the chance to play alongside Mbemba which will allow him to play his own game and not have to think about the likes of Williamson / Taylor.

It looks like he's enjoying it tonight! http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/29/c15907aee6f16855ac3cf1b6151fa3bd.jpg

Mit looks a unit!

Six played for us!

:lol: Benitez’s wife, poked fun at the Portuguese coach in the Galician newspaper La Region. “Real are the third of Jose Mourinho’s old teams [that] Rafa has coached,” she joked. “We tidy up his messes! If you think about it, of course you end up crossing paths. There are only a few world-class clubs out there.” But Mourinho said: “The lady is a bit confused, with all respect. I’m not laughing, because her husband went to Chelsea to replace Roberto Di Matteo and he went to Real Madrid and replaced Carlo Ancelotti. “The only club where her husband replaced me was at Inter Milan, where in six months he destroyed the best team in Europe at the time. “And for her also to think about me and to speak about me, I think she needs to occupy her time, and if she takes care of her husband’s diet she will have less time to speak about me.” http://www.theguardian.com/football/...-benitez-inter

I was waiting on Barca BTTS for £340 and Gary Cahill made it 2-2 after 88 minutes - no cash out available - bastards!