Paully

NP blaming them! http://www.northumbria.police.uk/news_and_events/news/details.asp?id=91573&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

I don't want him sacked as I want a relegation on the fat-headed w*****'s CV!

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/thru-black-white-eyes-guts-glory-4jan14/

Ha ha! Mr O**!

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/bubble-squeak/

Bubble trip confirmed for them lot - ouch! So if they live in Town they have to go to Sunderland then to Town then back to Sunderland then back to Town!

The Derby is now a 12.45pm kick off on the Saturday but not televised

Imagine our Derby kicking off at 7.45pm on a Bank Holiday?!

Get well soon Colo - we were all over the shop when he went off

Ha ha ha!

A mate met him last night in 'Pleased To Meet You' - I think he shops in the same places as me

Yeah mate - he also blasted the ball into the crowd when it already gone out for a corner

It was Shawcross the w***** and he was reminded about his tackle on Ramsey by us at the front of the Gallowgate!

#getmiketobrazil sign at the Darts!

So calm and composed - that bit of skill on the touch line :-)

Imperious on Saturday - our most important player

Beautiful photo that! I'm contemplating getting it on a canvas but no doubt we'll lose Cabaye in January and he'll end up scoring against us and bad-mouthing off! A mate has said it might be an idea to photo-shop out his name and number and replace it with black and white stripes!

Ashley Young - what a kernt! “It (diving) has been talked about (with Moyes), yes,” Young said. “It’s been talked about obviously, by the previous manager and the current manager, but that’s in house. I’m not going to comment on what’s been said. “But I think it’s one to ask the referees - they are the ones who are giving free-kicks and penalties.

Why did the clowns not just have our game on the Sunday and the Man Utd game on the Saturday? Less time for travelling fans to sort transport / time off from work out etc! Imbeciles!

Unless they're planning on trialling the 11pm Saturday televised slot ahead of the England vs Italy World Cup game

It looks like The Derby isn't on TV; West Ham United v Swansea City Saturday 1 February, 12.45pm (BT Sport) West Bromwich Albion v Liverpool Sunday 2 February, 1.30pm (Sky Sports) Arsenal v Crystal Palace Sunday 2 February, 4pm (Sky Sports) Manchester City v Chelsea Monday 3 February, 8pm (Sky Sports)

Ha ha ha! Check out Sammy's Instagram - mortal!

Absolutely majestic yesterday and anyone who doesn't think his heart is in it needs to see his celebrations after the goal and at full time. A firm 'v' sign up to the haters.

Has Colo been snaking Mrs Ronaldo?! You have a big grudge against him!