Paully

Set to lose their 3 best players in the space of 5 months!? http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Transfer-news-Sunderland-send-Asamoah-Gyan-for-sale-email-to-top-clubs-EXCLUSIVE-article746986.html

Baals - it looks like it is! I've just signed up for it so apologies!

Jose! themichaelowen that is insult to club and people you work with. not good comment friend!!

Parew quotes from .com "I spoke to Joey on the last day and I think we were both resigned that this contract was going to be a problem. Both of us are thinking next year we will be together and we will go on from there. "Unless it changes over the summer and there's a bid in that the board, myself and Joey feel works for Joey, I think he will be here for the start of the season. The thing about contracts is, times change. "I'm not upset about it. I was more upset when we thought we had agreed and there was a change of heart. I knew it would be a problem to come back from that. "There was a lot of history between Joey and the board before I arrived. I just wanted to be honest with Joey and match him with clarity. That's what I have done. "I've been open and up front with him - I made him the (acting) captain. We decided the best way was probably to wait for the season to end. Joey pulled all the way through and he will pull next year, even if he's in his last year; I know he will." "We have been waiting to see his (Jose Enrique's) representatives, they are due here in the early part of next week. We are going to make Jose a very, very good offer and we are hoping he is going to accept it. We are realistic about Jose, because the ball is in his court on that one, not in ours. He will be offered a fantastic contract here, he knows that, but still it is going to be down to his decision. I am still hopeful." On the possibility that messrs Coloccini and Gutierrez could opt to follow Enrique out of SJP: "Of course, but there is nothing we can do about that. All we can do is bring the best possible players in."

It could be interesting this! http://twitter.com/#!/Joey7Barton

Juve away http://img.over-blog.com/550x701/3/88/03/34/bxh-fxy-/juveaway.jpeg

Interview; http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/manchester/spotlight/spotlight_20110505-1203a.mp3

Rooney! http://yfrog.com/h2cjceij

:colo: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2011/05/12/nufc-stars-turn-out-at-cramlington-bingo-club-72703-28681218/

"We introduced ourselves to the world a few years ago when Darren Bent scored with a beach ball but we're now in there for football reasons" Niall Quinn, on Premier League World, 20 minutes ago

ESPN Classic (429), 10pm tonight - SHEARER!

The Soccerette this week is definitely worth watching NUFC fan and former Miss Newcastle and Miss Great Britain - Sophie Gradon!

Canny interview! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1359989/Steve-Harpers-glove-story-Newcastle-keeper-seen-18-years.html

I know it's just The Mail........ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1359681/Joey-Barton-depart-Newcastle-Hamburg-Toon-offer-leave-deal.html

Pinched from Celtic but it sounded class yesterday! Especially the "de de de de de de" bit when everyone was jumping around! Tune - Just can't get enough - Depeche Mode / The Saturdays! When I see Newcastle, I go out of my head, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, All the things you do to me and all the things you said, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, We slip and slide as we fall in love and I just can't seem to get enough, OH! de de de de de der der!

Rumour on skunkers that he got a hiding outside of The Fed Brewery last night

Ashley using his mate and Thierry Henry to spin things the other way now! Remember when Keegan was deluded for wanting to sign Henry and Lampard in the summer of 2008?! Fat wanker

The texts in fulll; http://www.fansonline.net/newcastleunited/article.php?id=599

Not in the press but Paul Konchesky according to a skunkers ITK - hopefully as back-up for Jose as opposed to instead of him!

A bloke next to us stripped down to his kegs and started dancing on the stairs. I'll upload the video in a bit. I know the lad and was talking to him last night!

Ha ha! I used red eye thing to erm fix them! It didn't work! Ha ha!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=464326423104&set=a.387903998104.157589.747773104

The happy couple :colo: BAALS - didn't work!

Advert in The Journal today http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs927.snc4/74044_464624378104_747773104_5691540_6918545_n.jpg

Duck Sauce - Kevin Nolan version http://soundcloud.com/danski83/duck-sauce-kevin-nolan-paul-shepherds-chicken-mix