Paully

Erm…………………. We’ve shelled out around £20 million in wages (assuming he shelved the remaining wedge due from his contract due to his family problems so he could get a move away…………..) for a bloke who can’t tackle, can’t head, can’t beat a man, can’t cross the ball and who is useless in front of goal but he has a great engine and can run all day - whoooopeeee bastard do, so can Zola Budd. I have never disliked (being generous) a NUFC player like this obnoxious bling boy before in my life and I am ecstatic that he is now off our books. Not forgetting the number of times he brought bad press to the club for his behaviour off the field, or the time when he refused to play where S.B.R wanted him to play, or when he tossed the arm-band away to like it was a piece of shit away to The Smoggies, or the time he laughed and joked about being booed by his own team’s fans when he played for England at S.J.P. Ohh, and it’s another reason to hate those bubble-blowing cockney wankers! I can’t wait till we play them and I’m sure Mr Bling can’t either as our fans will no doubt show him how much we “appreciated” his 8 (wasted) years at NUFC. FERK OFF DYER!

Whatever.................

25 % sell on fee apparently for us!!! £1.25 million for us - cheers Roy!!!! That has nearly covered the difference between our 4 incoming signings and 1 outgoing sale!!! ;D

Rumours that the mackems away is 12.45pm on the Sunday What a pile of shite.

It is a one off (I think!) as a lot of those articles were due to be in the paper 'zine and then just before it was set to come out - along came Big Sam and Ashley! This. I'd put it up for download every issue if I could like, but I don't have the means and I doubt TF would take too kindly to that either. The Ed. would cut your balls off!!!

It is a one off (I think!) as a lot of those articles were due to be in the paper 'zine and then just before it was set to come out - along came Big Sam and Ashley!

I tried to start a thread yesterday morning with the link but I am too trampy to start threads on here

Eh?! Not a patch on Woodgate defensively!

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/chroniclesport/tm_method=full%26objectid=18976468%26siteid=50081-name_page.html "It's the worst kept secret in football that United have beaten off competition from the likes of Everton, Middlesbrough, Aston Villa and even Chelsea for Reading midfielder Steve Sidwell" Oliver.

Class them mate!!!! I spotted my drunken sell on a few!!!!!!!!

Celtic a-bastard-gain! http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1027398,00.html

"MOURINHO ARE YOU LISTENING YOUR DOGS GONE FUCKING MISSING POLICE IN THE DARK IT''S BEEN EATEN BY PARK WALKING IN A FERGIE WONDERLAND" Jose, wherever you maybe Ji Sung Park ate your dog for tea Special one, your dog is dead Why don't you get a cat instead Mourinho are you listenin'? We know your dog went missin' We heard him bark so we fed him to Park eating in a stir fry wonderland how much is that doggy mourinho the one with the police on it's tail who let the dog out, who, who, who, who!

They are entitled to their opinions just like anyone else is and have been running a magnificent web-based service for NUFC news for what must be knocking on 10 years. They are 2 blokes (both cracking lads) who have day to day jobs yet still knock out a very, very good NUFC website.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1025171,00.html - Press Conference Announcement http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1025443,00.html - Confirmation of Allardyce's appointment http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1025449,00.html - Allardyce on his decision to come here http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1025456,00.html - Allardyce on Michael Owen http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1025467,00.html - Allardyce on mumurings regarding the England job http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1025462,00.html - Allardyce on tactics

Ferk knows!!! http://www.true-faith.co.uk/html/Matches/Reports/ReportWatford_a.htm

Aye, 25 bastard million an arl.

nd he still makes time to watch our lot of shite, Good luck Sir Bobby - here is hoping everything works out fine.

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/html/Matches/Reports/ReportReading_a.htm

Nope. I think he is a complete waste of a space; his only ability is a good engine and he can run, which Zola bastard Budd also had. He can't tackle, can't head a ball, never dictates a game and his goal-scoring recoard for an attacking midfielder / off the front man is absolutely shocking. If he sees out this contract then we will have paid him roughly £32 million in wages alone (based on 30K a week from 99-02, 60K a week from 02-05 and 80K a week from 05-09 - value for money in your eyes I take it?

EH?!?!?!?!?!??!?! Is this a wind up?! What eh??? Im not a regular on here and I was simply asking if your post was a "joke post" as in erm a "wind up" or if you were being deadly serious? If it's the latter then I think you need help...............................

EH?!?!?!?!?!??!?! Is this a wind up?!

I take it he was off his tits when he conducted it? http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...190225,00.html OBAFEMI MARTINS insists Newcastle will be shock challengers for the title next season — once all their strikers are fit. The Nigerian star reckons Toon will be unstoppable when crocked hitmen Michael Owen and Shola Ameobi both return. Newcastle have languished in the bottom half all year, relying on 17-goal top scorer Martins to do all the donkey work up front on his own. But Owen is close to a comeback following his year-long recovery from a knee injury while Ameobi could start for the first time since November at Reading on Monday night. Martins, 22, said: “Where can Newcastle aim to be next season? Fight for the league title, play for a Champions League place and also target the FA and Carling Cups. “We have the players, manager and fans to make it happen and I really think we can do it. Losing Owen and Shola was a terrible setback. "But their return couldn’t come at a better time. I think we’ll form a great team. “Shola was doing well before he went for surgery. I was getting used to playing with him but he will bring a lot to the squad. “More interesting for me is the return of Michael Owen. I really would love to play alongside him as soon as possible.” Former Inter star Martins, who sealed a £10million move to St James’ Park last summer, insists he is is not satisfied with his form and vowed to give more. He said: “It’s been very, very frustrating for me but what else can I do? "I was left with Antoine Sibierski to carry the scoring responsibilities. It was so massive but we gave it our all. “I still feel like we needed to do more up front — the fans deserve more than the number of goals we’ve scored so far. “We are in a disappointing mid-table position and need to fight hard to rescue what we can from the remaining games.” Eight-goal strike partner Sibierski is ready to sign a new one-year deal with Newcastle. The Frenchman, 32, has impressed boss Glenn Roeder since arriving on a free transfer from Manchester City last summer. He said: “We have agreed a new contract. I am confident I’m going to sign in the next week or so for another year.”

Get rid asap.

For those mad enough! http://www.true-faith.co.uk/html/Matches/Reports/ReportSheffutd_a.htm

Exactly mate. How do you think Mr Shepherd would react in that situation?! The only equivalent thing I can think of is when he did something for the handful of fans that went to one of our difficult-to-get-to European games (and I can't even remember what it was that he did). The most damning thing is that I don't think it would even occur to him to do something like Quinn did. I mean I literally don't think it would enter his mind that he has a responsibility to help the fans. The best you could hope for is a PR friendly story on the website two days later - "Shepherd condemns flight operators". Absolutely spot on mate.