Paully

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-28124370

There's his replacement! http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/teenage-newcastle-defender-is-like-young-coloccini-1-6703090

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-target-pierre-michel-lassoga-7351103

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-academy-fit-purpose-7349126

Rumours that it's Sol Campbell!

Not quite in a top but.......

Yep - I said that when the Scottish clown sold him for £1 million NINE years ago!

I know it sounds mental, but just phone up their ticket office. I tried to get on the website for the Bayer04 tickets, but it was just such a pain in the arse. Phoned up their ticket line, messed around with the automated system and asked if someone speaks English. Probably spoke English better than me to be honest. Cheers mate - will do!

I'm in Dusseldorf for a four day stag when Schalke host Bayern! I imagine it will be impossible but does anyone know of anyways to get tickets?! Cheers!

Yep!

Mourinho will be the next England manager!

1990 WC film - BBC2 - 7.55am

www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/magpie-chiefs-head-derby-day-7291078

The horrible prospect of being relegated by that fat-headed wanker on the last day of the season! I can just picture his bulbous, smug head now!

I'm sure the Police are looking forward to The Derbies! SJP - The day after 'Black Eye Friday' and the busiest shopping day in Town! SOS - Easter Saturday!

@lee_ryder: #hamburg sporting director Oliver Kreuzer says club are about to start "in-depth discussions" with Pierre-Michel Lasogga #nufc

I bet this hasn't gone down well - Newcastle Pride! http://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2014/june/northern-pride-vip-packages

Alejandra Buitrago is the name of that absolute delight with Kilbane! Oh yes!

Zidane was the last player to score vs Spain in the knockout stages of either The Euros or World Cup in the 06 World Cup!

Shearer had been out for a year with a smashed knee and had came off the bench!

He's at the training ground

He's going - haggling over a few million man! Tight wanker!

Yohan Cabaye believes his former club Newcastle United will be making a mistake if they offload Haten Ben Arfa this summer. Ben Arfa is tipped to leave St James' Park after falling out of favour under Alan Pardew last season. The 27-year-old was frozen out of the first-team at Newcastle after a bust-up with Pardew and the club are thought to be ready to listen to offers. Cabaye, who left Newcastle to join Paris Saint-Germain in January, is confident Ben Arfa will bounce back if indeed he does move to a new club, but fears the Magpies will be letting one of their most talented players depart. "I have not talked to him (about a departure)," Cabaye told Foot Mercato. "This is a situation that he must manage on his side. For me, he remains an extraordinary player with enormous quality. "It is true that it was harder for him late in the season. He is going to bounce back and find more opportunities with another team. "For me, this is one of the players I've played with who has the highest quality. "If he decides to return home, that will be good for the French league."

Yep - it's annoying that half of that debt has came about during his tenure mostly down to getting relegated through his lunacy! Fat wanker!