GeordieDazzler

The owlstalk thread on this is pretty funny, seem a half decent set of fans tbf

Not sure what thread you'd stick this in but Neymar hasn't shown up to PSG preseason.

Bolsinaro holding the trophy.

Possibly the classiest signing announcement I've ever seen on Twitter.

This has always been obvious but what the hell is his plan now, I struggle to see how the club survives, he's actively getting us relegated.

They did already and it was denied, although no doubt there's still some way to go

https://twitter.com/HanoiToon/status/1136275195080138757

Article is all over the place tbh - first paragraph saying they'll get rid of Rafa and next saying that the whole thing is a ruse

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-united-billionaire-suitor-wants-16239039 I mean what a spectacular way that would be to ruin all the goodwill a takeover would bring.

Thought that was in

Hopefully he's just a proxy for someone richer

Loris Benito apparently in UK ahead of NUFC move. Never heard of him.

He proved about as flammable as that nufc too

João Félix and Ayoze gonna tear defences apart next season

https://twitter.com/HanoiToon/status/1132749314361647104

Chours number two; And all of the mags, Are drinking today No need to worry In league one you'll stay You've had two fucking losses, On Wembley way Don't stop crying on Netflix ?

https://twitter.com/JamesMcC_14/status/1132676633763241985

All of the stars, Are fading away Try not worry, You'll go up some day! Fleetwood at home And Burton awaaaaay Don't stop crying on Netflix...