GeordieDazzler

I went to that match, possibly my first memory of St James park.

Wonder if we’ve sent our medical team along with the Brazil team just in case.

Yeah throw them in the whole!

My neighbour is a Toffee reckons Richarlison would get a hatful with a proper number 10 alongside him.

He’s dragged Everton out of relegation. Is a Brazil regular and never in a jot of trouble off the pitch. Can’t say he lacks heart either. I’d love him here.

Held up toon scarf on the rollercoaster photo apparently

Maybe hosting sporting mega events in a what are essentially city states isn’t a good idea…

Nothing regarding badges will ever be as funny as that proposed Leeds badge from a few years back.

Perisic was probably Inters stand out player last year. He’s like a fine wine.

Had a great season last year and gets a decent number of assists.

“Iconic Franchise” urgh

New Zealand player of the year yet again. Some boy.

Yep and both are the same age as Botman, so unless they are planning to sell one of them I can’t see it happening.

Spending the Diaby money already aye

Translation for those not on Twitter?

he’ll be going nowhere if they win the play offs

Except he wasn’t first to mention Diaby?

Luke is nothing but a wind up merchant, has been evident for years.

You can see why the PSG fan are fuming like. Letting local lads like Nkunku and Diaby go and bringing in mercenaries on 300k a week.

WELCOME TO NEWCASTLE MOUSSA DIABY

Bale on a free? Any takers on a short term deal? Plenty of decent golf up here

Don’t trust folk with two first names but I’d make an exception for him. Get him in.

WELCOME TO NEWCASTLE LUCAS

Yeah the govt have ruined it like they have most other things. People waiting years to go to trial. Unfair on defendants, victims and witnesses.

Honestly if we got to a final and won I wouldn’t give one solitary fuck if it was a terrible game.