GeordieDazzler

I hope Chelsea announce him an hour before the Spurs v Man U game. We might see that shiny new stadium smashed up.

Murphy and Almiron doing their secret handshake on the substitution has me creased Willock and Murphy do the same one after one of the goals.

Tucker Carson to Spurs?

Jacob Whitehead seems to have been drafted in to do the tactical pieces on us. Athletic has always been fan service dressed up as serious journalism. Some of their financial and tactical pieces can still be excellent.

Yeah in the league Shearer was the only player in double figures. We’ve never had 3 players do it in the Prem, never mind 4.

What they want and what’s possible may not align at the moment. You have the Real job and possibly the PSG job available at the end of the season. I think they’ve likely made plenty of approaches and been knocked back.

He gave a shout out to Eddie and Richie on the first goal as they said aim high when you’re at a tight angle. Speaks volumes that one of the first things he mentions in his .co.uk interview is a bit of coaching he received.

Honestly think that was the best pass I’ve seen since Kaka to Crespo in Istanbul

Surely Chelsea aren’t that desperate

Bayern collapse against Mainz. 1-0 up lost 3-1. Dortmund could go top if they win the late kick off.

STOP THE COUNT

Not that he’d go, but surprised there hasn’t been any Simeone to Chelsea links.

Same for Watford. It’s nice to get some new teams or old faces we’ve not seen for a long time.

Leeds the first team to concede 60+ goals in consecutive Prem seasons. Although that record will probably be matched by someone next season perhaps Leeds could threepeat

Think a lot of people look at City as a neutral evil, like their titles don’t really count. As someone else said it’s more about laughing at the loser rather than cheering on the winner. I know very few City fans whereas I know lots of fans of the other big six.

Interesting starting line up there

You think once Guardiola wins the CL the succession planning will begin. Considering that could be this season I think Kompany should just sit on his hands.

From a quick search there’s a Guardian opinion piece where the writer suggests they should change the badges. This has generated 20 tabloid articles saying that ‘fans are revolting against a campaign to replace the badge’. There’s no campaign just one article. Culture wars 101. Man yells at cloud stuff.

Reckon there might be a bit of afters at full time here. Suprised Bayern are finishing with 11.

Time wasting City

Camera man all over the place

Lino stitched the ref there like

Because I don’t think you are allowed to stipulate that they can’t play against you in the CL. They did away with all rules to block players playing a while back. Can’t have missing superstars affecting the brand. Coutinho scored two against Barca in that 8-2 defeat whilst on loan from them didn’t he?