Ronaldo

He won't.

Steve Harper special, that one.

Nah, not even he is daft enough to have really meant that.

Robert Green.

No surprise that Mark 'Coloccini and Enrique are shite' Lawrenson agreed with him.

Touched his studs.

Naughty.

Nolan's not very good.

We paid well over the odds for Owen. No other club was stupid enough to offer anything like it.

Decent delivery? A proven (admittedly mediocre) Premier League pedigree? Not such a risk, but instead a solid player at the least? We have solid delivery. Obertan will give us more.

No more Smith, ever.

No chance, man. What would Larsson have given us this season?

Are you from Jersey?

Shola isn't getting on the end of chances, though. He's ambling around, falling over and trying to conserve his energy in the hope a cross will eventually land on his head. He's looked shocking throughout pre-season.

So that's 3 times or more you've seen him out in 3 different parts of the country. I'm surprised you haven't been served a restraining order.

I'd be worried if he wasn't getting the chances. Like the other striking 'options.'

Nolan was fucking useless in 3 out of 4 games. I love seeing our best lineup without him there, even if we will miss his leadership.

We just give him the Oba, Oba-fem song.

On the plus side, that second lineup won't constantly gift the ball (and the points) to Stoke City and Blackburn at SJP.

I wouldn't quite go that far, but Forster killed his chances with that game at Elland Road.

You all knew who I meant.

Anelka will surely get shipped out soon.

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If by 'long' you mean Leon Best, yes.