Ronaldo

What does a number 9 look like?

Just stop it.

Aye. Too busy cheating on his wife to watch a bit of Ligue 1, selfish prick.

Great news.

Glad I stayed up for that.

Who is pretending to be me?

Where are these comments?

Give over! Taylor literally can't defend. Ramage is an OK Championship defender.

Ramage is a far, far better defender than that waste of space, even if he is an inferior footballer.

I'd genuinely rather have Ramage there.

I doubt his wages are that low.

Boro close to full strength.

Ryan Taylor can't run, is as weak a diluted piss, can't read the game and certainly can't tackle. He's as much as defender as i'm an astronaut.

Ryan Taylor might just be the worst full-back we've ever had.

Nobody did say that, though.

He's just a bit simple. We should really stop taking the piss out of the poor lad, as he does try.

Give over, man. They finished on 62 points. To put that in perspective, Roeder and Souness managed to get us 58.

Nolan can finish far better and reads the game infinitely better.

Average footballers can pass the ball, man. What a load of nonsense.

I wish he'd just go down and stay down. Horrible cunt and an utter disgrace of a footballer.

Nah. Freidel's better.

Graft that directly creates chance after chance, or graft that simply creates space for others and retains the ball.

All depends on whether he turns out Kevin Doyle type graft or Craig Bellamy type graft.

Great. The highlight of tonight was Ben Arfa being confirmed as alive. What a waste of time.

He's probably lying.