Ronaldo

I get the impression Marveaux isn't quite ready, but I hope I'm wrong.

I don't really see much of a problem with that approach, providing you replace them. We replaced Carroll with Ba so far, time will tell if it was a good move. I remember when Shepherd said Abramovic didn't have enough Roubles (sp?) to buy Jenas, I was happy with that, but in 12 months later I was well f***ed off. That was Dyer, not Jenas. Why on earth would Chelsea want Jenas?

Jonas will blatantly be on the left.

Lovely to go into yet another season hoping certain players get injured so the manager can't pick them. Pathetic.

Stoke are collecting up a bunch of old shite.

We should play 4-4-2 with Ba and Best and fucking get into them. Anihilate.

Barton in CM for Stoke just wouldn't work. Barton in CM for anyone wouldn't work.

Just butchers and above from here till the quarters?

That's horrible news.

Yeah, what a fucking thrill. Mincing about with Latvian farmers two thursdays a month.

Jose Enrique is a pretty tall full back, that worked out well. Dickhead.

Paul Huntington was a centre-half being played at left-back. Aye, he was p*ss-poor, but he was out of position like. Piss poor defender no matter where he was.

Paul Huntington was a very tall LB. That worked out quite well.

Cheers the info, lads! Means I'll have to rise before 8 AM to see it, like.

Arsenal -1 if we can't get a LB in tomorrow.

On the plus side, this is another excuse to support whoever Liverpool are playing every weekend.

That's the end of it being televised in the States then, great.

Noticed that at Leeds. He and Tiote will be picking up a lot of bookings this season. Less than last season, given that both can run.

This is the biggest load of crap any of you will read today. Would you like to share with the rest of us your explanation for why he's survived at the club so long? If he's as bad as you make out, he seems to have fooled quite a number of managers. Didn't fool the one with sense.

Let us pray he goes in for a 50-50 with a double-decker bus sometime soon.

You're all fucking nuts. The useless cunt can't even run, or control a football.

Not even Nigeria will have him.

This is the biggest load of crap any of you will read today.

What can I say, in my opinion I didn't think you would be able to understand a higher form of wit, sarcasim and other lower forms is where I thought your level is so I decided to try and not to confuse you. Thanks for that. A lot of your posts do confuse me, funnily enough.

Such wit.