Ronaldo

Ranger is going out on loan, surely?

Not unlike Ameobi. Yeah, Shola gets goals.

Won't be much of a fight.

Fair play to him for facing some difficult questions. Hughton avoided the easy ones.

It was 'Britain's Toughest Cops' or something equally daft. Covered the policing of the occasion.

He was asked that on a Manchester radio station about 6 weeks ago. And yes, he said NUFC is his club and always will be.

I watched a documentary the other day about our trip to Carlisle last July. There were a couple of dickheads with his name and number on the back of their 09-10 tops. Incredible.

Bit of a step down, like.

Compared to most footballers? Yes.

He's loveable.

You need footballing ability to do well. SWP lost his a long time ago.

I want a striker and a RB first.

Unwilling because he's perfectly happy where he is. Ronaldo shouldn't get extra points because he got tired of British weather.

Hopefully KD will arrive to provide some terrific insight - like he did with Gomes.

No, it's most certainly not.

That'd be a massive wrong-fit. Colo and Kaboul share some of the same weaknesses. Williamson and Colo as a partnership are OK. Not great, but OK. No point in breaking them up for a 7/10 defender like Kaboul.

Comparing Alan Smith and Xisco is like comparing Cameron Jerome and Messi.

When has he done that before?

4 years ago i'd have loved us to sign him. Now i'd rather we played Neil Taylor, who i've seen twice.

Give it to Leon.

Bollocks. What a stupid thing to say. Of course it is, his record spunks all over Gyan's but if we were to sign him for £13 million people would be over the moon. Give over. Seriously... You're the only one talking crap, mate.

A lot comes down to who peforms in pre-season of course. I'd like to think Super Leon will have another good one, and it'll be him, Ba and Ben Arfa anihilating Arsenal on the first day.

Don't like it? Tough, I had my fun and that's all that matters. *cleans ear with finger* You ever say that to me again, and i'll put your head through the wall.

Yeah, that's the reason.