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Expensive Danny Guthrie.

That's why Bolton didn't sign him, clearly.

Yeah, with a six-pack.

With Matuidi we'd have 5, plus Barton - who some think can play there.

He's a lot fatter than Lampard, like. Where 'Fat Frank' came from i'll never know.

Look at his avatar. Obviously has a thing for short, slightly overweight deep-lying playmakers.

Be nice to see him do well, as much as I don't rate him much as a manager.

Always starts with something small.

Move on, Hez. Just think, you could actually come across as a decent poster now.

This will not end well.

Ben Arfa has it in larger quantities. As does Marveaux by the looks of things.

Not much of a threat, though. His defensive contribution is the main reason i'd keep him.

The first paragraph of your post makes him unsellable. He could turn out to be Giovanni Dos Santos or the Premier League's version of Messi. We don't know his true value to us yet.

Ben Arfa is quite clearly our best player. Selling him would both deflate the fans and hurt the team.

There's no way Taylor 'was the pick of our defenders till he got injured in The Championship' like. He was Ok but Colo head and shoulders above him, as he was last season.

Only because the useless cunt will be in the reserves.

Take Smith and we'll get the banners out again.

Aye.

Is Marveaux actually any better than Jonas?

Ba and Marveaux cost me £20M on Fifa.

I'd give 100/1 odds for us getting Carrick. Completely goes against our policy.

Piss off posting that, man.

Fight him on it.

Cunts like Barton make their job so much easier.

Aye. Some cunt on FB was going on about 'playmaker' Alan Smith deserving his place back in the England squad last summer. NUSC group.