Ronaldo

Robson didn't rotate them. Harper was his first choice till he got injured, then it stayed with Given - minus the odd cup game.

Hahaha, cunts.

Maximum of 49.

Carlton Cole, in other words.

Me too. Hmmm. What would you actually ask the barber for? Short back and sides with a Joey on top. Numbers?

I've seen him do that 3 times this season. One of the reason's both Hughton and Pardew put him out wide is his complete lack of strength and ability to keep the ball in tight situations. He's pretty crap at winning the ball back.

Avatar changed. I do hope Dave threatened you.

Barton contributes nothing defensively. He did at one time, but he's a completely different player now. He's a good passer and crosser of the ball, that's all.

I love Barton, but he's a very one-dimensional player.

Gutierrez, Williamson, Best, Ferguson, Raylor, Kadar, Harper Looks like a strong bench to me Not to me it doesn't.

Always somebody else's fault that he didn't score in his last 12 games. Martins, AC and even Lovenkrands managed to get a few in that time. Twas only he that struggled.

If Martins failed, it's because his brain power couldn't quite handle the faster pace and generally more unpredictable dynamic of the English game. Not that I think he failed. Gameiro is different.

Those are the two (along with Tiote) that have had the most Sky Sports fanfare.

He is, though.

Me too. Hmmm. What would you actually ask the barber for?

I'd imagine they'll both be on around £30-40K, but I could easily be wrong.

Alan Smith Ryan Taylor Shola Ameobi Steven Taylor Xisco I managed 5. All of those players earn a similar amount and contribute far less. They should be higher up on your lovely list than Jonas. You could even argue that Barton is more expendable, give than he's in the final year of his contract, older and far less versatile.

Didn't see much of a couple of those. But that looks incredible.

Pardew was in charge that day.

Yes.

Replacement for Ashavin perhaps? They certainly need one.

I remember us getting a late winner once under Hughton.

Yup. Drogba shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath as Ronaldo (the), Messi and Maradona. Nobody did, though. You pick the best players you've seen in your lifetime. The best two strikers i've seen are Ronaldo and Drogba - who narrowly gets the nod over Henry.

Best strikes a ball with his weaker foot better than all of the other strikers can manage with their strongest. Pathetic really.