Ronaldo

Don't you just love it when folk barely intelligent enough to scan a tin of beans suddenly become psychologists?

This interview was conducted weeks ago, it should be noted. The fact it's being reported in segments is misleading folk.

Smith, Lovenkrands, Perch, Raylor - none of them belong anywhere near this level.

Sign him up for another 4 years. It'll settle the squad and hopefully encourage others to follow.

He's basically Danny Simpson - if Danny Simpson could attack.

Barton is a greyhound compared to that waste of space.

£50m for that, man. What an absolute joke.

This is based on one game, btw. Play an emerging, talented and in need of experience youngster like Ranger, or a pretty talentless has-been like Lovenkrands. Tough choice.

I see.

He's got a lovely attribute or two, no doubt. I don't think he's got a good all round game, though.

Was there some reason he might not be, out of interest?

The lad's emerged as a very competent PL striker. He defends from the front, has a good range of finishing abilities, tries hard, has good positioning, and is physcially far better than any of the other forwards. He'll be a miss. Let's hope he has another good pre-season. There's no reason he can't get better and better.

Only if they're watching it drunk.

Nani's stats compared with Bale's, man. The award is a joke, always has been.

Probably want to read the posts first Like the one that mentions him playing 'a big part' next season?

51 votes for Tevez pretty much proves that a lot on here tend to skip watching the games.

POIDH

I'd truly love to see you make that speech in a Wallsend pub.

Tevez shouldn't win this.

One of Loven's came against Accrington Stanley. Best has 6 PL goals compared to Loven's 4 - in far fewer appearances. In other words, the above statement is complete rubbish. Why are you such a rubbish poster?

Madness.

I'm sure it was a pure coincidence that Rooney happened to be staring down the camera lense when he made that lovely statement.

I was worried that picture was taken recently for a second, till I saw Calderwood and Xisco.