Ronaldo

Getin Burton. We're going up.

Talking about dis ownah and da players.

That's the way I see it.

One of them will get a late winner. We need the 3 points, this is probably the easiest game left for us. Nah, that should be Burton in a few days. They're made for us.

They're both Championship level defenders who lack mobility and brains. I didn't expect them to look like Nesta and Costacurta.

We don't have anyone better to come in, to be fair. We've only got Clark who stands out at this level.

I don't think his selection was that bad today. The tactics are obviously an issue, mind.

You motherfucking beauty.

If we go up it'll be easier to appreciate and much better to watch next season. In the Championship it's pretty awful, admittedly.

Sounds like we're trying to keep the ball fairly high up the pitch without taking risks with it.

We're winning the first to the ball competition.

I'm sure I heard a brilliant US stream for one of our pre-season games in the States in 2011. How and why the fuck are we still subjected to nonsense like this?

What'd he say? He plays like a kid in the playground and his judgement is very poor, or something like that.

Souness not mincing words re. Barkley.

Dummett's our best LB by a mile. Colback, as shit as he is, needed replacing in January and wasn't, so there isn't a lot of choice. i get the argument for them all on an individual basis but when you look at them collectively almost one third of our outfield players are absolutely fucking useless it's really no wonder we struggle at times carrying those three (granted dummett is a capable defender at this level) keep dummett, drop diame back to CM with shelvey and play perez or atsu instead of him...we're at home against one of the worst teams in the league It's disappointing that Atsu isn't getting a game in front of Gouffran. Atsu's shown he's worth more to us off the bench against tired legs, mind. When he starts and the onus is on him to create stuff I really haven't been that impressed with him.

Dummett's our best LB by a mile. Colback, as shit as he is, needed replacing in January and wasn't, so there isn't a lot of choice.

He's the personification of the Championship, Prutton. Just utterly shit. A wretched Poundland version of something else. Sooner we leave it all behind the better. I've had enough now.

Yeah, he's generally been good. Class is too much.

In today's PL he'd easily be a 200K per week player.

Can't think what biases former academy players might have.

Bit harsh on Monk, mind.

Pretty accurate, mind. Wigan's definitely the armpit of Greater Manchester.

We're supposed to be a PL side in waiting with 10 our best 11 players available playing at home against a rubbish club destined for League One. We should be utterly ashamed if we don't win.

Think what you want, mate. He did a kind and selfless thing for a family member a few years back well away from any publicity and was always extremely generous with his time from what I saw as a kid. Not to mention the fact he's arguably our greatest player in recent memory. Pardew ffs. You should be ashamed of yourself for such daft comparisons, like.

Tell Gazza what he did an hour ago, I'd bet he'd be equally shocked.