Ronaldo

Pretty sure I asked you to give me an example of a bad game he had last season and you couldn't, mind. He's a good defender in both leagues. Problem is when we're in the Prem we'll need a bit more about us going forward at home so an upgrade would be welcomed.

The internet needs a scapegoat, even when we're smashing a division to pieces. I dinnah, like. Him and Colback are easy to single out when the result influences your opinion for obvious reasons. The reason with Dummett being that he's defensively sound, but atrocious with the ball at his feet. Not Mike Williamson bad, but definitely one that needlessly hoofs it fairly often. He's cut down on it recently tbf though, maybe Rafa's had a word with him about it. Whatever he intentionally does on the pitch will be pretty much exactly what Rafa's told him to do. It he hoofs it it's because that's what Rafa's told him to do in that situation. He's not a very good passer so it doesn't make sense him trying to play it along the floor forward to the midfield or across to the other defenders. Doing that is obviously needlessly dangerous.

What the fuck were Derby thinking bringing back McClaren? Club that size could surely do much, much better.

Both in April.

He's an excellent keeper and apparently a top man and great in the dressing room - he's also a leader too who never shuts up! He's a good, not great keeper and a tosspiece of a bloke. Certainly not a leader or great in the dressing room for England, either.

Gouffran will be contribute fuck all in the PL. If Rafa's the manager I know he is and we have the funds we absolutely should have, he'll be out the door and scratching around in the French second tier by August.

Is that third goal real?

Yep and I've said it before but his aerial ability basically means he becomes a 3rd centre back when the ball gets knocked in from our right hand side. The type of thing is obviously less noticeable than a LB who occasionally skins a couple of opponents before knocking a cross in. Think it's fairly obvious which one Rafa would rather have, though.

Not being very good is another reason, I thought he was fairly good against Huddersfield and he normally makes my eyes bleed watching him so he has it in him to put in a good performance. He's obviously in Rafa's Xl to defend and he does that job very well. When you look at the LBs that've played for us and been at fault for literally goal after goal, it's refreshing to have someone in there who just doesn't let us down. I can think of very few goals scored against us because of poor defending on his side. The problem is, next season we'll have to pick up points at home. We have to or we'll struggle. To do that we need as many players good on the ball as possible. That means (among other alterations) Alsoran and Colback as far from the fucking squad as possible, and ideally a LB with a bit about him going forward. The more I think about it, though, the more I reckon LB will be close to the bottom of Rafa's list of priorities. He's played more games than anyone else this season.

I can't remember him having a bad game in the PL. He's had a few this season, mind.

3 defensive players in midfield. Thank fuck we abandoned that one.

I count more than four times. We owe them.

Two posters said/implied he wouldn't improve our defence which is obviously utter bollocks.

Young keepers seldom do convince, to be fair. He's there to get as many mistakes out of his system as possible.

I'd never normally want PSG to beat to Barca in a billion years but that's fucking unjust, like.

Suarez is a disgrace, like. Every time I watch him there's something like that.

There are agendas and there are mongs with agendas. It's a pretty devastating combo.

It's Stifler, to be fair.

Didn't we have a mediocre (at best) result 10 days ago?

Draw is an OK result. We should be winning the 4 next games though and hopefully our approach to them is a bit less reactive. Murphy and Gouffran should be making way for Gayle and Atsu.

He may well have, but I'd rather we don't see too much more of him starting. Gayle gives us so much more.

How can they keep putting a brave face on this?

Quality analysis of the first half from Ando there: 'Reading trying to play it left to right, right to left and back across.'

Sounds like all our attacking play is going through Dummett, as per.

Could be a real slam dunk for us tbf. That's the level of wit Neesy dreams of, tbh.