Ronaldo

We look so static and predictable at 0-0, like. From this position we should find more space and play far better second half, obvs.

Instagram ffs.

That's pretty standard tbh. Man Utd have done the same for quite a while now. Never heard of this before but it makes a lot of sense. Lots of Universities now have a London campus too. What a strange thing to bring up.

Definitely not jealousy, like.

False etc.

How? We've only won 10 at SJP.

Playing a full season with 2 CMs (given that Diame is always played as no.10) capable of starting isn't even a gamble, it's a guaranteed shortcoming.

Just the fact he's a much better player than Alsoran, like.

Everywhere just looks grim as fuck. Erm, yeah, Russia.

Aye, no point judging before you've seen the goals, like. At one point it seemed like Given was conceding 5 every other game for us.

He was our POTS so don't think people are overrating him. Except the utter plebs who voted for him, of course.

I doubt he has a doppelganger who travels to Newcastle, like.

Classy handshake there from Wenger. Petty arsehole.

You're forgetting us paying 4 grand a game for Tommy Wright's services in '99.

Ancelotti's such a brilliant in-game manager.

You make it sound like we can put them all in nets at the same time. Krul at his best is good enough to play for us in the PL, but the rest aren't. It's one of those positions where over the years we've tried to grab bargains here and there instead of just biting the bullet and bringing someone in with a proven track record of being adequate at top level.

He'll see them right and they'll probably go up next season, unfortunately.

If Krul doesn't return it's an obvious one. I saw him in the Trafford Centre not so long back so he's obviously still got links here too. Think we'd need to get at least one of our keepers off the books to bring in another, mind.

Never a free kick, man.

As if he hasn't been shit for 3 years, man.

He's playing as a winger and creating fuck all against shit players. He needs to be thrown in the sea off a rock.

Oh, Yorkie. Such a simple thing.

When the alternative is Alsoran, Matty Pattinson would be worth the odd go.