Ronaldo

What a load of guff.

We've seen this a good few times this season. He's like a toddler trying to peer over the wall into the big boys' yard, enough's enough.

What a mess made out of a hugely winnable game. Shocking team selection.

Touched the ball about 4 times today. Effectively down to 10 men with talentless wankers like this on display.

Taylor has looked like a parked bus this season. Liability.

Nothing, as usual.

Where the hell is Lovenkrands supposed to playing?

Next no.9.

I swear Jonas closes his eyes before striking the ball.

Another goal courtesy of Tiote.

Can we just put another defender on instead of Lovenkrands?

Ben Foster should be sacked on the spot. Shocking keeping for 2 out of 3 goals.

Shola well offside against Everton? He'll never get away that, man.

Jonas played on the right, in fairness.

Tragic.

The same Shearer who coached us into scoring in only 2 out of 8 games?

Based on what?

Based on what you've just looked up via wiki? Pathetic. Lua Lua isn't in the same league yet.

Gradel certainly has more potential. Routledge hasn't been performing better.

Aye, America's a city.

Barton is more creative than Gerrard now?

I've been a few times and thoroughly enjoyed it each time, lots to do and see. Guess you haven't seen the real Glasgow The tour bus doesn't stop at Govan, clearly.

I've been a few times and thoroughly enjoyed it each time, lots to do and see. All those big, rough men with stubble.