Ronaldo

I wouldn't trust Steven Taylor to captain us against Wallsend Boys.

Football isn't life or death, just call it off.

Great to see that we got some good options on the bench that can come on and change the game for us. Aye. Absolutely embarrassing.

Uh-oh If we get beat, that'll be the reason.

Shola captained us to victory against Accrington Stanley.

He probably had to shovel snow off his drive, got tired after 2 minutes and had to go inside and lie down.

Surely Campbell. In his first PL start for us. That'd surely have to be a first. Oh wait, Geremi.

Who the hell will captain us? Shola?

Moyes should be sacked simply for signing a player without watching him. This is a player who contributed nothing to overall play in league one.

Skybet is great, but don't stick to one site, use them all - depending on odds.

Beckham on loan for a few months would be great. Wouldnt do the profile of the club any harm either He most certainly wouldn't come though. Not to sit on the bench, no.

550/1 on Skybet. Skybet odds seem insanely too good to be true. Remember looking at Man Utd's away odds against Rangers when the CL was on and they were pretty much double the odds of Bet365. A Skybet accumulator that came off for me last season netted £350. At that time my best mate was copying basically all of my bets and placed exactly the same combination at William Hill. He got £135.

With money.

4 goals in 7 so far. I'm completely bewildered that he isn't playing in the PL.

550/1 on Skybet.

We need points. It's a few inches of snow, who cares?

No, there aren't.

Berbatov's 3rd reminds me of Shearer's in the 5-0.

Fulham will need a new manager soon.

What's a televised game of Premier League football got to do with your garden table?

Again, only two people don't rate him.

He did play against Chelsea.

Stick to politics.

Yeah, I'm being extremely harsh for saying he's a bargain and an OK PL defender.

He's OK.