Ronaldo

That's how he was initially signed.

Disco agrees, and that's enough for me.

Krul 9 Simpson 7.5 Williamson 7.5 Coloccini 9 Enrique 7 Barton 8 Tiote 9 Nolan 6.5 Jonas 7.5 Shola 7 Carroll 8

This was miles better than Palermo, man.

Exhibition of defending from him. Especially in the second half. Shares MOTM with Tiote imo.

Surpasses the WHU games as his best performance. Brilliant.

How fucking good is this guy?

Eto'o.

He's slowly gone mad since donating 3 months of JSA to William Hill.

Arsehole.

I gave today a miss because I couldn't make up my mind with most games. But put £40 on Liverpool-1 on thurs. Went to bed on 60 mins, you can imagine my surprise when I woke up to SSN on friday morning.

He most certainly isn't one-footed, like.

Fwiw; Williamson is a fair bit taller but Colo is the better header of the ball in terms of power and accuracy.

Prefer berating Dave. With Cajun it's like kicking a blind dog.

Who on earth is offering 22-1?

For the right price, probably.

Bit harsh laughing at the lad. Fair play to you for the idea, Lucas. I don't wear hats, but I know someone who does - and he's absolutely fucking loaded. I'll PM you his address if you wish.

Williamson reminds me of Craig Moore. Not a lot of natural athleticism, dominant strength or genuine ability on the ball, but reads the flight of the ball well and generally wins the ball cleanly in the tackle.

Can we please just let this thread die a death?

Your ability to pick an argument out of thin air never ceases to amaze me. If anyone bites at that they want sectioning.

Fuck Ki and Cha. Fraser Forster is the real reason they won 9-0.

By all rights we should be ahead of you in the table. Shocking.

Leon Best is no Walcott.

I'd disagree with that, as would most. I'd say Williamson's done OK. Colo's on a different level as a footballer.

I'd have started Campbell against Stoke, as I said at the time. I'd probably start him on sun, too. He knows a lot about those players and is better equipped to deal with players running at him.