Ronaldo

Obviously.

We're 6 games into this season, the stats mean nothing at this point.

Presumably he'll give Barcelona and Madrid a mention when Wigan do us in a few weeks time.

That's it Chris. Arsenal, Chelsea and Man U really do have massive relevance to us getting beaten at home by Blackpool and Stoke. Pathetic.

This season perhaps not. But at least Wayne has had a couple of good games. At Wolves he was my motm.

They've both done pretty poorly. What's your point?

Goalscorers in the squad would be nice, Chris.

They're wingers, their job is to create. One created significantly more than the other.

Simpson and Perch are about the same in terms of ability. Simpson's easier to look at, though. Perch looks like he's spent the last few years in a concentration camp.

You should probably check last season's stats. I'd imagine you'll feel a bit daft.

Yeah, we believe you. N'zogbia and him also shared a love in, evidently.

I love google translations. Keep it up.

Routledge isn't a LW, Jonas is.

Because Jonas offers even less. Even if he looks better doing it.

Carroll and Lovenkrands never clicked. We should have sold Loven in the summer. He's way down the pecking order.

We played plenty of turgid long-ball crap last season, especially up until february.

It was.

We only have one striker who's anywhere near capable of doing well at this level. We need HBA in Nolan's position.

We shouldn't be relying on him. We need a keeper and fast.

Exactly. Gorilla is talking absolute nonsense.

True story.

Yep.

Tiote was decent but never motm.

His end product resembles that of a sunday league player. But he drove us forward when others were hiding or just being typically woeful.

The fact that we've even considering Lovenkrands and Ranger in this league speaks volumes.