Ronaldo

They've both done pretty poorly. What's your point?

Goalscorers in the squad would be nice, Chris.

They're wingers, their job is to create. One created significantly more than the other.

Simpson and Perch are about the same in terms of ability. Simpson's easier to look at, though. Perch looks like he's spent the last few years in a concentration camp.

You should probably check last season's stats. I'd imagine you'll feel a bit daft.

Yeah, we believe you. N'zogbia and him also shared a love in, evidently.

I love google translations. Keep it up.

Routledge isn't a LW, Jonas is.

Because Jonas offers even less. Even if he looks better doing it.

Carroll and Lovenkrands never clicked. We should have sold Loven in the summer. He's way down the pecking order.

We played plenty of turgid long-ball crap last season, especially up until february.

It was.

We only have one striker who's anywhere near capable of doing well at this level. We need HBA in Nolan's position.

We shouldn't be relying on him. We need a keeper and fast.

Exactly. Gorilla is talking absolute nonsense.

True story.

Yep.

Tiote was decent but never motm.

His end product resembles that of a sunday league player. But he drove us forward when others were hiding or just being typically woeful.

The fact that we've even considering Lovenkrands and Ranger in this league speaks volumes.

We need a keeper asap, like. Krul isn't exactly to blame, but balls in the 6 yard box are there to be collected. He doesn't know when to come off his line and it cost us. He's just too raw.

Very good performance.

No assists and no goals from open play since Villa. He isn't doing his job.

Got it all wrong. The tactics were fucking abject.

Shocking. Tactically as bad as it gets. 1-O up, needing to keep the ball and we hoof it. The fans will turn on Hughton very quickly with this rubbish continuing to be served up.