Ronaldo

Shola would just fall down, smile, and appeal to the ref before being counted out. Then he'd get up and ask to swap shirts, before realising he isn't wearing one.

Capello's taking the piss, like. Kevin Davies and SWP.

At a push he's probably in the top three strikers in Manchester at the minute. Shearer says he's the best in the world.

Downing shouldn't be anywhere near.

The best striker in the world scared of using his left foot there.

He's scum and a perfect example of the anti-footballer. He's Allardyce's prototype

Italians are the biggest cunts on earth.

He's started about 10 premiership games in his career and played well in about 5 of them. Getting ahead of yourself there. Exactly.

Are you trying to say that Townsend's biased?

I have that too, plus England - 2.

Yeah I'll give you that one I guess. Lampard's not a prick either. Seems a decent guy. Aye, Frank's lovely.

Ferdinand isn't a prick.

Barcelona and Madrid want him, remember?

We should be looking to sell Loven and let Ranger go a team like Boro or Leeds till May. Xisco stays unless we're looking to sign someone in Jan.

Saylor. He'll fetch nearly twice his actual value.

29 and still so much potential. Seriously, i hope he plans to retire before 31 like David Haye.

He's the least likely of all 3 to be dropped as he's completely different to the rest. And considerably better, but i've no need to convey that to anyone, again. I can see Williamson getting benched until Sol's kneecap falls off. Fuck knows what'll happen when Saylor comes back. I still think he might be sold.

Chelsea. Can just about tolerate Wolves and Everton, too.

He needs a prison term or he'll be dead within 2 years.

Good quiz on a thursday, won it twice.

Tis my local.

Me neither.

I did it last Sunday at 6pm. Plenty vehicles. Once you're past Wetherby you're cruising.

Nolan's footballing ability is the karma for that one.