Ronaldo

He's a verified arsehole.

What an absolutely shit signing.

It's 2016, man. Offers don't get sent by stamped addressed envelope.

I don't know of another one, like.

Fucking A.

Laurent was fucking beautiful that day. Absolutely dragged us back into that match.

£1m.

At absolute worst he's a 1 in 3 Championship striker who can hold it up and won't moan about sitting on the bench. Not ideal but definitely fills a gap.

Armstrong will go out on loan in the next couple of days, no?

Which is exactly why it's preposterous that so many (like the eejit below) desperately want him out. We can win the league without him, is it really necessary for us to keep someone who doesn't want to be here? Is it fuck. No tears need to be shed when he does one. What's necessary is that we get maximum value from our assets. Be that in terms of sale price or contribution on the pitch. Selling him for below market value with no opportunity to reinvest in a timely fashion is pretty blatantly the wrong move.

Which is exactly why it's preposterous that so many (like the eejit below) desperately want him out.

It's looks like his agent's had his hand whitened.

You've got to be kidding.

Look at them all man. Fucken hell, he's not that good. It's Turkey. A clapped-out Darius Vassell was welcomed like Ronaldo signing for Madrid over there.

You can't question his 2 goals in his last 65 or so games, like. Win free kicks. Aye, ok.

Yeah. He's gonna suddenly find a bit of pace and ability to go past players and cross it at 30.

Come good.

He's scored twice for us since 2013. One of which was blasted in off his thigh.

Yes.

Gravesen on Bernard still pisses me off more. Awful tackle, that. Remember Moyes imploring the Everton players to put the ball out but Rooney and others ignored him and they scored.

He can play LW right?

I'd rather not lose our best player for significantly less than his worth with no realistic prospect of a replacement, like.

I must admit, if we absolutely have to play a DM I'd far rather it be someone who can play a bit of football than a meathead like Tiote. So obviously I'm happy we signed him.