Ronaldo

Weird. I knew that was in the second it left his head.

WHAT A FUCKING HEADER!

Mbemba needs to be stronger in the air, just floats around in the box a la Coloccini.

Oh fuck off.

And Shola scored a hat-trick This too.

Man, you're such a shit poster.

Just keep reminding yourselves than Cuntenkrands got 14 goals in a season for us last time.

Nah, might as well just give Armstrong his chance. We know what we'll get from Alsoran. No thanks.

Nah, Carragher's OK. The only pundit to defend the protests against Ashley.

You think he'd consciously choose to be less supportive towards players who aren't very bright? He started Steven Taylor 4 times in 10 games over better alternatives.

We're talking about players like Gerrard and Carragher at the club where he had his greatest success, though. Not the mostly utterly shit level of English players who get into our side.

Oh good, relying on Colback again. Just the 6 games into the season.

Seems to be a bit of a discrepancy between how the Spanish players and English players describe him as a man-manager, like.

A load of Championship mediocrity managed by Nigel Pearson. Did you honestly expect them to?

4-3-2-1.

Well they haven't Rafa has said that they are looking for a striker, if it was the club of old, then i'd tend to agree with you, but I Rafa tends to tell the truth. It's fucking August 25th. As per usual the club are putting profit before having a suitable and balanced playing staff.

Get everything they deserve for ignoring the positions needing to be strengthened because they happen to be the most expensive.

We've only needed a winger and striker for about 3 weeks, like. We certainly are desperate for them, but having fullbacks with pace and ability to get forward will transform us further. Correct, but we're still lacking 2 key players with a week left to get them.

We've only needed a winger and striker for about 3 weeks, like.

I've not seen enough of Sels, but Elliot and Darlow? Come on, man. He's in another league to both. The Krul of a few years ago was, yeah, without question. He's gone backwards massively since though imo and I can't see that much of a difference tbh. Not quite sure which Tim Krul people are harking back to sometimes. The one who's get serious deficiencies but is still easily a PL goalkeeper. Elliot isn't and Darlow isn't yet.

I've not seen enough of Sels, but Elliot and Darlow? Come on, man. He's in another league to both.

That's about as much of a fight as Lewis vs Golota.

Sake, man. Is it still 2004 or something? This is what players cost. And we haven't got a clue how good any of them are, really. Anyone else wanna repeat what I said, verbatim?

Probably 3 decent Championship players. That's what they cost.

Yeah, you're not 45 anymore, Mads.