Ronaldo

Far too late to make changes, like. Been shit for 60 minutes.

I don't get in. In games like this we need to make something stick up front and Mitrovic is ideal for that. Gotta go 2 up front.

Which is fine because he won't be playing for us again in the PL. He'll probably be off in January.

I think that was sarcasm, like.

Was this a Lee Dixon-esque own goal nobody knows about?

Aye. His goals against Leicester and Argentina are both better, even if it was intentional.

Glenn Hoddle used to combine both. You're always going on about Glenn Hoddle, Bill. You're never gonna meet him.

Baptiste looked like he was in the early stages of a nervous breakdown when it hit the back of the net, like.

Yep.

You what?

He's more a CM than DM. Hope he stays fit because he's so much better than his alternatives.

You talk shit too, though. Far too often, actually.

I never can tell with him.

I've barely seen owt of either of them so I can't comment.

He'll be off soon anyway. Dummett's exactly Rafa's type of defender and character. Can't see him losing that position with the exception of the odd rotation.

I want Stifler's expert analysis on each, please.

Been done.

Mitro's on fire.

We've got our best striker and attacking midfielder on the bench.

This is ridiculous.

Very good play by Hayden to pick him out.

I'm guessing he's slightly more likely to take offence if you keep mentioning him personally, mind.

Doesn't really stop him from being complete as an attacking player, mind.

It was an absolute belter, like.