Ronaldo

SSN says we're 7th. It's August, who gives a fuck?

Mitro's a massive bonus but we should have 2 in before next week. Bit of a 6-pointer with Brighton. Still painfully obvious we're short in attack.

As if that's the first away since mid-December.

Dis gowelkeepah.

Aye, unwatchable.

He's always lacked strength and balance. It only becomes an issue when you put him up front and he needs both. Put him in a more withdrawn position and he's effective. Apart from when hes not. He's barely played in his proper position. I'm not even sure we know where that is but it sure as hell isn't striker.

He's always lacked strength and balance. It only becomes an issue when you put him up front and he needs both. Put him in a more withdrawn position and he's effective.

I hate this soaking up pressure, shit, like. Fucking get them killed off, man.

Elliot's injured/crap. Darlow's not ready to start games. If Krul is here and fit he'll be our no.1.

It seems Sels is going to be first choice based on what? His only competition is injured.

If he can stay fit he'll stroll to 25 goals, like.

You probably should be. He's our best goalkeeper by a mile.

Just use your imagination, man.

A ref from Cleveland?

That midfield ffs.

And he was all around poor. Bar the beaut of that Klinsmann penalty save. Very good kicker of the ball though.

Our keepers have all had pretty poor distribution since Mike Hooper. So yeah, over 20 years.

Rugby Tackling. It was bad defending from Lascelles. Even McClaren figured that one out.

I think most of us knew that. It really isn't much of a defence.

Interpolic was a much better nemesis. You are your nemesis, dude. You need to realise this, and soon.

Probably because Barton left without really wanting to. Plus the fact he was willing to speak out about the regime. Nolan wasn't. Obviously Nolan did infinitely more for us on the pitch.

Still with the wumming, man, Ian. What do your parents think of this? You're just wasting people's time. Get yourself a girlfriend.

Every pub should have a dartboard, man. Come on.

People advocating starting Gouffran now, man. This place is a fucking abomination at times.