Ronaldo

God will you all shut up. It's fucking Barnsley.

Don't be so stupid, man. F E A R the Barnsley.

We've always had better options.

Colback and Alsoran, man. The rest is good.

George Friend starting games in the PL. Honestly.

I think Chris Kamara's having a stroke.

Christ +1.

De Bruyne's unstoppable, man. What a player.

Kaka and Carr, ffs. It's embarrassing. Not one Carr-scouted player has done owt in football besides contribute to our relegation - and I obviously don't include international players we'd all heard of in that. Not to mention his role in appointing Steve McClaren when we had 6 months to get pretty much any unemployed or contractually vulnerable manager we wanted. Move on, man.

Only if you discount about 3 of them, mind.

Doesn't make any sense on any level.

It's absolutely staggering how much braindead defending you see in the Championship, like.

I can't see what's funny either, to be fair.

We've got a much better sitting midfielder in the squad now, though.

'Why not' is a joke now?

As if you can factor in what happened at Hull fucking City, man.

Reminds me of something I was told last week. I've got an acquaintance in the gym who's been on a string of what sound like really awkward and clearly non-successful Tinder dates. When we finally asked him what his icebreaker was he told us he'd mention he'd just been released from an 18-month bit in prison (true story) after covering for his cousins who are 'basically the Kray twins of (their small town)'. The fucking idiot.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/league_cup/8222801.stm This creep must let the FA come to his house and violate his wife on a weekly basis.

What the fuck are you on about?

If he's good enough he'll make a good career for himself here, and if he's not he won't. He has the chance, don't feel sorry for him.

Eh? He's a billionaire, I'd have a bunch of Reddies wherever I go too Yep, my dad insists on carrying about that amount wherever he goes, like. Been telling him not to for years. I tend not to have too much cash on me. Just no point with everything contactless now.

Pretty sure they could easily take an afternoon off to meet Rafa, like.

To be fair, no good PL manager in their right mind would've given Owen a contract at that point as it was painfully obvious he was finished. SAF only did it to aggravate the Liverpool fans. I think Phil Brown was the only other one interested.

Allardyce tried to to swap him for Bellamy in 2007. Rafa said no and sold Bellamy to West Ham.

He looked OK in one game. Given our CM options if Rafa has no time for him he must just be abject, which, to be fair, his career before coming here would probably substantiate. No need to look too far into it. Another godawful Carr signing who'll leave for peanuts in a year or two.