Ronaldo

Keep it tight, we've spent 40 odd million, they've sold their best players and I am Rafa Fucking Benitez probably went through his mind.

Ritchie will absolutely piss all over this league like no other.

What's making Lascelles captain got to do with Mbemba's omission?

I'd like to see two up front personally. Fortunately we've got Mitro to come back and Rafa knows we need to buy another striker.

Lacking penetration, like. Perez isn't a striker and it's leaving Gayle to essentially the make the runs of two men and guess which.

We've just bought him, chill out What? :lol:

Pitiful stuff, like. Speaks volumes that players from Bournemouth and Palace look head and shoulders above everyone else in our shirt. Anita at RW, though, man.

Gayle's been very good in isolation and Perez isn't a striker. We need more attacking players, it's as simple as that.

Man you don't half talk some shit.

There's a woman with a thick mustache behind the home dugout.

Anita was signed for £7m to improve a team that'd just finished 5th in the PL. Just think about that for a second.

Anita's given the ball away 8 times in the last 10 minutes.

Anita's a fish out of water here, like.

Jake Humphrey.

McClaren, man.

Wasn't happy with him after the Norwich game, that's for sure.

McClaren talking like he played no part in any of it. What a joke.

The big positive being it looks like Tiote's definitely off.

Such a Championship lineup that, like.

He clearly wants a striker with experience.

All over that.

I thought he said 2 or 3 more to come in.

It's not an interview, it's an excerpt from his book. He explains his reasons for not liking Rafa later on but he also says that if he ever becomes a manager he'll use Rafa as the template, basically.

Agree with all.

Not sure where he's more likely to start, tbh.