Ronaldo

99 times out of 100 footballers become fucking useless specimens the second they retire, like. They get nothing right, any of them.

Eh?

It's basic stuff and it's pretty unthinkable that people still don't get it 2 days after relegation.

Or we could just, you know, get a striker or two in who've scored goals at that level, or a higher one. Honestly, you post like you're constantly on magic mushrooms, man.

Rafa seems to gravitate towards pace and graft up front.

He's definitely slow, like. The rest I'd take issue with.

That or Pancrate. I'll raise you to Ben Tozer.

So if Mitrovic is our main striker and we're top of the league you predict he'll be one of the top scorers?

The one thing you need in the Championship is a little bit of quality, the standard's generally crap. Our current squad of bottlers would walk it. I think if you look at the teams we put out in promotion season - especially the first half of it -you'll agree that we basically had a team (with exceptions) of grafters with hints of quality. In attack, especially, you won't get anywhere unless the quality is compounded with experience and a pair of bollocks. It's not like the Premier League. Defenders in the football league will fucking eat Mitrovic alive, for example.

I'd like to take this opportunity to make it clear I'm not one of them Aye, only because now you can drive past his residence whenever you want.

Maybe after Spurs he'll be given a microphone and he'll sing to us a la Ancelotti.

Shearer's exactly right with that but I find it a tad rich he keeps going on about how long it took to sack McClaren. Even after the Bournemouth game he refused to advocate a managerial change on MOTD. It was left to Martin fucking Keown to say it for him.

What the hell are Arsenal on?

Probably because it's about as humorous as mixing cement.

We don't like. Seen them relegated countless times, no big deal. Would have seen plenty more if we hadn't got ourselves in the habit of giving them points every time we play. Our fanbase has changed quite significantly since the days of them getting relegated, like.

Why? Why post guff like this?

Finishing 11th and 12th in his last 2 seasons with a team who regularly competed in the top 6 under his predecessor constitutes 'doing well' now? Be fucking quiet man and remember the irritating shit we had to endure re. other fans' opinions of Pardew.

Footballers are so fucking thick and lazy, man. Rob Green was on SSN this morning saying that Shelvey had been flying for us in recent weeks.

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He's 34 this year you fucking idiots. He was shit in his prime.

The Geordie Nation ffs.

Ando's a fucking stooge. Bout time someone called him on his fucking nonsense.

Is he not out of contract again? I thought he only signed a 1 year deal. He's convinced he's playing in the PL next season, like.

Barton in the PL again, man. There's a guy who's squeezed every drop from his talent. Has he had a good full season since Man City?

It depends if your weighing up his entire spell here. 2 very good seasons in the PL; the other 5 below average to utterly abysmal.