Ronaldo

He actually refers to himself (in the third person) as the luckiest guy in the world. http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/93/f/0,,10278~9899923,00.jpg

Albert Luque: 5/10, Scored but comfortably the worst player on the pitch - Alan Oliver.

Mr A.Conte, man. Genuis.

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No. Wiki has JL at 6'2", though. As if you went to the trouble of finding a picture.

Quality that. In tomorrow's edition there's a special pull-out supplement on speed cameras.

That's the very last time I defend him, like.

Alreet, ujpest doza.

I didn't question it, I corrected another poster who was off with his estimation. It's utterly irrelevant anyway. As I pointed out, the fastest CBs are usually his size or bigger.

One of the best.

Not that I want to contribute to this nonsense but he's nowhere near 6'4" like. Going off the one time I saw him out, anyway. The quickest 2 CBs I've seen are Rio Ferdinand and Sylvain Distin. Both of whom are bigger. Not that it really matters. He'll overcome it as a weakness with experience.

Imagine.

:lol: It's like you put half of this post (and several others, it has to be said) through Google Translate just for a laugh.

What the fuck is this?

I don't think it's a coincidence that Mbemba's been marginalised since his poor game against Wolves

People still pushing this Mourinho shit? I'd rather have Rafa any day of the week.

First season I was well happy with him, no question. Can't help thinking that was largely down to him getting the most talentless midfielder I've ever seen consistently wear our shirt out of the side.

I like Klopp but he hasn't proved anything yet. Certainly not to the extent Rafa has.

Let's not go mad. Steven Taylor and Mike Williamson were both fine in the Championship.

He's our best goalkeeper in doing goalkeeper things, like saving shots and commanding his area. Not arsed if he kicks a ball like a 12 year old girl, because he's head and shoulders above the others imo. Don't get this kicking criticism- Because it's something people say when they haven't got a clue about goalkeeping but want to sound enlightened. I'm a big fan of Darlow but if you don't think his distribution is his standout weakness you aren't paying much attention, like.

You're at least the second person to wonder about that, like.

Boring now. It's like having Alanshearer9 confined to one thread.

We know you do man, you keep banging on about how he made things easy for Ba.

Yeah, because I really voted on which of our two in-form strikers I love best.

This shit needs to stop, like.