Ronaldo

Having someone of his class and dignity permeates the whole club and city.

To be fair, Pata, I'd have to concede the lack of your best mate in the central defence has been equally important to us.

Since Swansea, surely.

He looks like Nesta in that motd highlight reel. Could really have a player here.

That's about right. He's a strange bloke who does strange things to get noticed but he's usually a good ref.

It's funny how wrong you've got this. 1. It wasn't Mike Dean, it was Rob Styles. 2. It wasn't Colo, it was Beye 3. If it had been 10/11 it wasn't Mike Dean, it was Martin Atkinson. 4. The player wasn't sent off in 10/11 5. It wasn't Colo, it was Williamson. Good old Stifler, man. NO's local butcher of history, logic, common sense, the English language.....

Really? Who are these people? Probably Ian W and no one else.

Yeah, that sounds really fucking ominous.

That flick from Ozil, man. £40m player my left nut.

Eh? When did Thauvin score a free kick for us?

Today? Most of the season to be fair.

It's a pretty fucking significant correlation, like. Get a proper defender at LB and you defend better and stop losing games.

Yep, it's fucking awful and is increasingly failing to get them results.

They're both better on the right, though. Robert and him on the other hand......

"Mike's the best chairman I've worked with."

He did his Sky/BBC interviews, like. Obviously avoiding the piercing questions of Lee Ryder.

Quality once again and we're unbeaten since he returned from injury after losing pretty much every game without him. Poor footballer but he makes our defence much better. The vitriol needs to piss off.

He went the right way. That penalty was always going to be saved if he went the right way. Not that it matters, he was brilliant throughout.

Yeah. Not to mention the fact - and I've been saying this for years - that I just can't see Allardyce taking a team down. Not sure I agree with that, I was sure he was taking us down. Not a chance.

Yeah. Not to mention the fact - and I've been saying this for years - that I just can't see Allardyce taking a team down.

He's such a winger it's refreshing.

Yeah, about this. I think we need another 6 points, unfortunately.

Both, Cabaye's not a great taker, his body position gives him away. I think that's the first one he's ever missed.

Not my type of midfielder, never will be, and he's a cunt to boot, but he's been good lately. Credit where due.

You can tell they haven't been anywhere near our academy, that's for sure.