Ronaldo

Endorsed both Kinnear and Carver for the permanent job. Thick isn't the word.

I'd say anyone advocating a new contract for him wants dropping on their head, like.

Staggering how bad WBA were there. Absolutely atrocious in every department.

90% think it was OK or better? Ridiculous. What the fuck is actually wrong with you?

I didn't used to mind Gibson too much but he's obviously started wetting the bed and stuff and subsequently gone all misanthropic and cantankerous.

Bobby did speak a bit of Spanish and Portuguese.

Fucking hell how slow will he be playing injured I'm thinking Cacapa with Sol Campbell on his back.

12 years since that shitty debut.

He's a mediocre defender when fit and and having shaken the rust off. He cares and I'd rather him on the pitch than Coloccini, but that's about the nicest thing I can say about him. The pair of them together means trouble, though. Both immobile, lacking height and go wandering instead of holding their position.

Oh good, this stupid fucker crying on the last day of the season again.

Come on, both are worlds away from utter shit like Pardew and medicore pansies like McClaren.

He does. We're just very shit.

Where is he nowadays?

Gary Lineker's Book of Ghost Stories has more credibility.

simply doesn't have it in him to rouse the rabble Has the charisma of a stone A Steve Stone. A Father Stone "No, fine."

I like the fact he doesn't criticise his players to the media, mind. Obviously something he's taken from SAF. Unfortunately he clearly doesn't command their respect like his mentor did.

If someone else had signed Cabaye the perception of Carr would be very different. And signing a French international on the verge of cementing a starting role for his country hardly constitutes great scouting anyway. Him and his mate McClaren should both be sacked.

He was playing quite well because Everton were letting him play the ball from the back. Just ignore him, man. Waste of time.

Should've gone in November.

Everton are a medicore side and we've just made them look like Barcelona in 3rd gear. We're utterly shit, the manager's shit and the transfer window was fucking shit.

As if we didn't buy a striker. We've begged for relegation.

No out ball, that's what happens when you don't play/buy strikers. Stupid cunts, the lot of them.

But I thought we'd had an excellent window, or at least a 6.5?

And he's been the best CM we've played this season? (Shelvey and Saivet withstanding? Ronaldo just can't ever face it that his hyperbole leads him to making ridiculously over the top assessments of a player which he then can't back down from. You mean like when you said Sir Alex wanted to build his team around him?

Tiote's one of the biggest on-field reasons we've won so few games at home in recent years. It's written somewhere that against a mediocre side in May he gets sent off for a second bookable offence moments after gifting the opposition a goal with a wayward pass, thus sealing our relegation. He shouldn't even be on the bench.