Ronaldo

Please expand on this. Genuinely interested.

A fucking brilliant episode of Miami Vice started with that song.

I bet they got told off for that celebration when Mitro made it 1-1 against Sunlun.

Yep. He's an easy target because a lot of his teammates have had various accolades thrown their way. He hasn't. He's just a solid defender who's poor on the ball. In our position I'll take that over a shit defender who can get forward from time to time. Just as I couldn't give a shit if Townsend doesn't defend well providing he's scoring and creating.

They got near the title in '09, like. Honestly, where do fucking cunts like that come from.

That's good.

He's an utter class act and easily the best person to be associated with us since Bobby's sacking.

I think it's brilliant that players are getting second yellows for diving when merited, like. Fair play to the ref.

The only one that comes close in the last few decades is 02-03. West Ham, Sunlun and WBA.

I need to start watching again if that's the level of wit one can enjoy.

We need 8 points and superior goal difference to Norwich, basically.

Nah, one of Norwich and Sunderland will get to 36.

Look who the poster is, man. Not worth the effort.

I think we need at least 2 points from the next 2 games, like.

The fact that Oliver fucking Holt gets it and some of our own fans still don't says it all.

Yeah they can only get 69 points I think. They'll be concentrating on trying to get in via the Europa.

No chance of that. Not with City winning last night and Arsenal beating Palace. Too far behind.

I can't think of any managers better at nullifying the opposition, mind.

He definitely isn't quick, like. He's obviously the other two.

He's a defender who's usually good at defending. End of discussion.

I thought it would be more than that, like. 6 seasons and we seem to concede 4 goals every time we play them.

He was sleeping for Montero's chance, mind, which should've been 1-1. Very impressive. Kaka why can't you ever just be realistic?

Cost something like £25M a few years back.

The fact he can effectively play as a 3rd CB when the ball's out wide on the other side helps us a lot. I'm glad he's back, we'll be much better for it.

Bit out of character, that. I think he may have realised this lot aren't the consummate professionals he's used to working with and need a bit of encouragement.