Ronaldo

He's not even the worst in this team. This season he's been far from the worst defender too.

Coloccini should be fucking shot.

One of the reasons we can't 'play the game in the other team's half' is the fact there are obese women with arthritis out there who move faster than him.

I'd like to think there's no sarcasm in that post.

I had the pleasure of acknowledging Mark Halsey with a reciprocated nod outside Argos in Bolton yesterday. He drives a fairly shit car but does have a nice tan.

And you should, but he's a better manager than Pardew and Souness.

No.

Exactly. He'd have been our best player comfortably in each of the last 3 seasons.

Better than any of ours like. I agree, but still not good enough. Good enough for fucking what? Honestly.

Only ever one sensible answer to a question like that.

Aye, keep it up. He'll jump.

Aye but you also rate Riviere Kaka He completely right though, other then the Norwich game he's been shite since the back end of the 13/14 season. He's like Walcott is, on his day he's brilliant, the thing is though his day comes once every 10/15 games. Fucking Stifler, man. Day off ever?

Lovejoy, what time were you on?

His comments about Coloccini, Perez and the willingness to get rid of Abeid all suggest he didn't have a fucking clue about the squad when he arrived and arguably still doesn't. Probably phoned Carver and asked him for his take on all of the players a week before he was sacked.

If you want us to stay up because Alan Pardew beats Sunderland, fair play. I certainly fucking don't. We don't deserve to be a PL club if that's what we're relying on.

good point To be fair there's plenty of fight in the stands, like. Standing up waving you fists around and shouting at 20 minute intervals then storming off shaking your head when you go 3-0 down late on against Leicester City will surely put Ashley in his place.

A favour, man. Piss off.

A favour man ffs. If we're relying on Alan fucking Pardew beating that Sunderland side to stay in the league then just fucking let us be relegated now. I'd certainly hope anyone with self respect would share that view.

Parody.

Because he thinks his readership is as thick as him. Unfortunately he's right.

He's a grade A prick, like. Certainly not the most popular around Ponteland for the way he carries on.

Heza, stop it.

says more about the people here tbh. Hatred predicated on cuntishness over geography too much for you to grasp?

Give over, man. Fucking crap indeed. He's fairly average and overrated and this makes you mad to the point you storm around your bedroom in your underpants and post rubbish like that.