Ronaldo

Sharpest managerial minds indeed. Like the time he played 3 defensive midfielders at home to Liverpool and still lost 6-0.

Look at the fucking state of that. A 50-year-old man for fuck sake.

Not like Luke Edwards to get his facts wrong.

Keys absolutely correct on every point there.

His English is fine, he's just doesn't use it.

Gosling never stops to be fair to him.

Shearer was a winner. Balls, heart, ability. Nowt in common with the current shower and wouldn't get anything out of them. Probably more than 10 points, mind.

Elliot's been shit. He is fucking shit.

2 wins out of 14 and a loss to Sheff Wed's reserves in the cup. Any other club would've started sharpening the knife weeks ago.

You've got to ask yourself why we'd promote someone who used to carry Shepherd's bags and scratch his fat arse to the role of MD. It's all about minimising outlay and maximising subservience. He'll be on less than your average London plumber.

No fucking chance he's on that. 50k a year Max. Not in a million years mate I'm on nearly that and I'm only an operations manager for A major retail chain. A MD of a premier league club will be on far far more How's that remotely relevant? We're not run like a Premier League club and I'm sure we don't pay PL wages.

Just sack him.

Everything up until Stoke City seemed to be going in the right direction? Weren't we in the fucking relegation zone?

Why do you keep talking about schools? Bit weird, like.

It is Ashley's mum doing a silly accent?

Does the system dictate that when he spends money on a CB they have to be short and weak?

"Someone said you was dead."

Santon had his bad games but he's head and shoulders ahead of Dummett and Haidara. Treat like dirt so we could make a few quid out of him.

Good ability to do what? Certainly not defend or cross.

Vortex of mediocrity? We're fucking 19th you tool.

Oh really? Would the point in this? People can change their mind like. Pretty fucking drastic change from one month to the other with a list of mitigating circumstances, like.

And a fraud.

What the hell difference is that going to make. Everything comes back to Ashley. Why do you go out of your way to come across thick all the time? Ronaldo man Still think this squad is good enough for top half, UB? I said midtable, and yes, I still stand by that. The higher ups and the manager (again) are much bigger problems. Are you taking the p*ss at this point, or what? No centre mids, no wingers, unproven strikers and defenders that can't be left to their own man. All comes back to Ashley obviously but that squad is an absolute fucking abject embarrassment even by our standards since 2005.

What the hell difference is that going to make. Everything comes back to Ashley. Why do you go out of your way to come across thick all the time? Ronaldo man Still think this squad is good enough for top half, UB?