Ronaldo

Aye but you also rate Riviere Kaka He completely right though, other then the Norwich game he's been shite since the back end of the 13/14 season. He's like Walcott is, on his day he's brilliant, the thing is though his day comes once every 10/15 games. Fucking Stifler, man. Day off ever?

Lovejoy, what time were you on?

His comments about Coloccini, Perez and the willingness to get rid of Abeid all suggest he didn't have a fucking clue about the squad when he arrived and arguably still doesn't. Probably phoned Carver and asked him for his take on all of the players a week before he was sacked.

If you want us to stay up because Alan Pardew beats Sunderland, fair play. I certainly fucking don't. We don't deserve to be a PL club if that's what we're relying on.

good point To be fair there's plenty of fight in the stands, like. Standing up waving you fists around and shouting at 20 minute intervals then storming off shaking your head when you go 3-0 down late on against Leicester City will surely put Ashley in his place.

A favour, man. Piss off.

A favour man ffs. If we're relying on Alan fucking Pardew beating that Sunderland side to stay in the league then just fucking let us be relegated now. I'd certainly hope anyone with self respect would share that view.

Parody.

Because he thinks his readership is as thick as him. Unfortunately he's right.

He's a grade A prick, like. Certainly not the most popular around Ponteland for the way he carries on.

Heza, stop it.

says more about the people here tbh. Hatred predicated on cuntishness over geography too much for you to grasp?

Give over, man. Fucking crap indeed. He's fairly average and overrated and this makes you mad to the point you storm around your bedroom in your underpants and post rubbish like that.

Mole's been a Newcastle fan for at least a year or so and he think Andros Townsend is fucking crap. Go figure that one.

Stopped posting the day after he was appointed. Bizarre.

This is fucking awful.

Why's Perez scored more despite playing far deeper then? How did Cisse manage to get 1 in 2 last season? You're playing with fire expecting players - especially young ones - from other leagues to score goals for you. Even the likes of Shevchenko and Crespo failed in the PL. Totally unique place to get goals and when you've got the opportunity to sign someone proven to get goals for you for a relatively low amount you fucking break your back to sign him. As per usual we prioritised sell-on value, though.

Perez and Mitrovic in theory make an OK combination but they'll struggle to get 15 goals between them all season and that'll see us down. Disgusting we wouldn't pay £12m for Austin.

"Makes things happen"?? Hahahaha. Jesus wept that's priceless It's runbish like, he doesn't even look like he can beat a man which isn't a great sign for a wigner. The laugh he does after he f***s u is hardly endearing either. This post. The fact that you think he can make it as a premier league winger is more amusing, struggled to effective in a much better Marseille side against weaker opposition every week. Blatantly can't be arsed with being here either which doesn't help. I think he's capable of making a good PL player, yeah. A real laugh riot of an opinion, like.

Carr's been on borrowed time for a while. For a club who spends so little we've wasted loads on players with incredibly poor suitability for the PL. Sack him.

It seems to me he spends far too much time trying to get other players sent off, like. He's fucking shit at it, too.

Thank fuck.

Of course we did. Like we ever think that far ahead.

I still can't believe someone was paid money to watch him and conclude he'd make a good partner for Coloccini, like. It's like we have some aversion to buying CBs of adequate size and strength.

Imagine, a club who demands attacking football sacking Ancelotti and replacing him with Benitez. It's like replacing Shearer with Emile Heskey if you want more goals from your strike partnership.